To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

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Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

thank goodness chickens - is there an authority I could report him to? PLEASE

Maybe if there was a whole large flock of them they could bring down a heifer.

I'm scared.

The white trash tv has come on all by itself, its very loud.

It is showing Penguins of Madagascar.

When I switched it off it was on Radio 4

If I get eaten by poltergeists I would like you guys to be aware, despite you being Wolefs, Ipoats, Radishers, Killers, Nobdies and so on. I don't care. Just help me work out why my television is scary.

Shades of felching and bondage?

Am now having visions of gangs of chickens with opposable thumbs like in the cats/milk advert.

It's well known that feral chickens will band together for food and have been known to assault small mammals.

but they're unlikely to be able to bring down a heifer and chargrill it

So it's unlikely, but you're not ruling out impossible?

If the annoying colleague is selling eggs, you could totally report him and get him in trouble. But if he doesn't, and ust eats the eggs himself, he might incubate the next evil animal/human disease. Mad Chicken Disease.

It wants to suck you in and make you go towards the light Mistress Honey. Is there a large clown in your bedroom?

Strokes even

am i the only person who thinks f&b paint is really boring then?

see, how the fuck can i be in a quiche with a question like that?

I think it's to do with the thing behind the thing that plugs into the thing.

HTH

I read once that drakes gang up and gang rape ducks.

ME! It was ME! MEEEEE!

I think all paint is a bit boring really. I never find it really has a great deal to say.

I prefer homebase paint myself.

You are my quiche now and I will never let you go.

No Madame Hully, no clowns, no glowing lights, just Penguins fucking about.

Rhubs, you ganged up with some drakes and raped ducks?

Yes, but ducks are bastards. Fact.

Fucking hell, Rhubs. You disgust me.

Thanks Mugwump, no really, thankyou. See op look ADVICE! Stick that in Realitys ear and smoke it .... hah!

Only if their parents weren't married, chickens.