to stalk XDP of current crush?

[Boysrstupid]

Play nice I'm a MN virgin...

Background; Girl meets boy & develops huge crush that is ongoing for several years. They indulge in a little extra curricular occassionally over the yrs whilst remaining good friends but neither expecting anything to develop.

Boy meets XDP and very quickly father's a child, remaining in what can only be described as an unhealthy relationship for 4yrs.

They seperate and boy meets girl again on a regular basis (contact over 4 yrs has been restricted but constant with no extra curricular)
Girls crush becomes increasingly evident, as does boys and normal practice resumes ;0)

AIBU to accidentally on purpose bump into my very good friend outside their school playground and ask her to point out XDP (My children attend a different school) Purely on a weighing up the competition basis?

Please note XDP is infact several years younger than me and less of a podge too.

XDP also instigated the separation so no need to throw her a pity party - I'm sure she is absolutely delighted to have created a space in her trophy cabinet.

Just would like to see exactly how much work I should do in the Gym - Is induction and paying enough or must I atually attend on a regular basis too ???

You have to spend time scoffing cappucino's and muffins in the coffee shop too

That is proppa gym membership

FGS.

wassup Sansa ?

she will scratch her eyes out of course, what else could she do ?

I had to read the OP twice and I am still mouthing bits to myself in an attempt to get it straight .

Are you actually with the man now? Or just still fuck buddies?

It's called a neck-snake I believe, AnyFucker.

Well, he's already bent you over and threw one up ya a few times, doubt how his ex looks will make a blind bit of difference, he's seen your fanny would appear it's free and interesting to him

peg, I googled neck snake but nothing came up

threw one up ya ?

how uncouth

See I knew I was doing something wrong just hanging around next to the treadmill.... I'm more of a hotchoc with whipped cream and a slice of Vicky sponge girl myself but I take your point. Tomorrow I will be a bona fide gym bunny

Not officially called that - it was christened that once on a thread on here! It's just stuck with me ever since

I so wish i could do the sideways neck thing.

DD can.

Please change your name. Boys are not stupid.

And AnyFucker, you have to and then go 'Mmm hmmm' while raising your eyebrow. It's the Law According To Kyle.

ah, peg...I think it should be added to the Oxford Dictionary, don't you ?

that's the one, chickens !

You also have to have very full buttocks

I always imagine a wonderfully round-bottomed black girl doing the neck snake thing and then saying "you talkin' to me sista ?"

I think I have seen too much shite US tv

Aye-up this is bordering on providing amusement now - are the fun police off duty?!

He has indeed been 'uncouth' - however I find this a very attractive quality in a man

You also have to do a hand movement to go with the neck snake.
HTH

And that sucking-air-through-your-teeth/lips thing.

Yes, Sue makes a valid point. The 'talk to the hand' gesture can be added to the neck snake 'Mmm hmmm' eyebrow combo for maximum effect.

There is also a kind of raised-eyebrows, chin-in/down movement, expressing "no you jus DIDN ". Try it with a slighy lip-purse for full effect.

Hope you are practicing this very intricate mannerism, OP

It is important to get it just right in these "meet the ex" situations

and sharpen your nails too

AnyFucker I can indeed accomodate on the very full buttocks - I'm gona work this baby tomorrow!

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows I'm afraid boys really r stupid - Thats why we like them. I am ofcourse referring to boys of the adult variety. I have two DS whom I consider to be very smart, probably going to feel different when they hit puberty though!