To think that my dh is a dick and I should go to the hospital and have this baby without him

[LoveBeingIgnoredByMardyBra]

Dh (that's dick husband) went off to his parents an hour and a half ago and still isn't on his way back. I'm having contractions and quite frankly hes pissing me off. He was late leaving and is now also late getting back.

I am stuck here with my mother and contractions ffs could it get any worse

And YANBU, btw.

They are very close but they have been since 8:30. Still able to mn through them mostly . Having a few now though that are stop and focus.

Good luck! Exciting! Why isn't he on his way? Odd!

So he left for his parents house knowing you were having contractions?

Oooh, I think you should go in!

that you're in labour and I'm not.

Good luck

I know how to get back at him.....I'll set my mum in him

Can we all be cyber aunties?

Err... I think you should go in! My waters only broke when pushing. Good luck x

Course you can mitmoo.

Mums just shouted upstairs cause she realised she hadn't heard from me for a while. Obviously taking really good care of me

In fact I'll send you all the christening gift list

I'm going to be a cyber auntie, runs around the room feeling even more excited you're sharing your labour with us. This is sooooooo exciting.

Gives DH a cyber slap for not being there yet.

Why did he go to his parents?

I'll talk to Ernie, premium bonds do ya?

Ohh, another one who things you should go in if things were fast last time. I went from "contractions I can focus myself through' to giving birth in literally 10 mins with my second. If I hadn't been in hospital already (due to bleed) I would absolutely have had the baby at home. The contractions just never felt that bad - even though they were coming regularly. I'd ring the unit & let them know your contraction frequency & how long they're lasting & see what they think. Ignore Dickhead - he has a lifetime of being bollocked ahead of him, your baby only has one Birth Day!

Presumably to take DC1 yes? Maybe DC wasn't settling so he stayed a little while - might be best not to start calling him everything under the sun just yet - you might need to save some of those for when you are pushing later

Perhaps you should change your name to

LoveBeingIgnoredByDH

Good Luck. Go to hospital without him. Concentrate on you and baby and deal with him when everything has settled down.

Mitmoo -I'll just double check the list.... Yes but only accepted if over £50 worth

VelvetSnow - hmm I might have to do that!

He's just rang me in a panic asking where I am, he went to my mums house. That should have shit him up a but

hahahahaha thats fab! Good luck Mardy!

I'm so confused lol

Why did he leave you alone, knowing you were having contractions since 8.30?

What a plonker! It's a wonder he knew where to put it to get you preggers in the first place.

(hoping laughter will help with the contractions)

He's back!