to knidly inform you that the tickers on Nethuns

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bypass the stringent swear filters on there?

Just sayin.

Can someone be my personal ticker? I can't remember how many weeks pregnant I am and I can't be arsed to work it out. I think I might be overdue another midwife appointment though.

Really?

Thank you. I am glad I could help a bit. I hope things are better now.

Oh I don't know how pregnant i am either, i have to keep checking with someone at work and then adding 4 weeks, that would be helpful, must check if their is someone that can email you to let you know.

Can somebody please reassure me that none of these sites actually say when you last ovulated on the tickers? Please, its making me feel bilious.

My eyes ,my eyes

Oh I tell you if they ever introduced tickers here I be forced to go on the rampage

Over here (that's Ireland) there's a forum called magicmum (OK so strictly speaking it's not just in Ireland it being the world wide web and all, but it's just about all Irish posters) where some (read loads) of the, usually overbearing mommy types have flashing tickers of their amazing children and blinking love hearts declaring love for their husbands and thirty foot high pictures of their beloved offspring.

Thankfully though it's possibly to turn these offence off over there, however you can't get rid of the I'm a mother, hear me ROAR' attitude. Is that what's NMs is like (I've never ventured and not sure i want to now)

Can some on please tell the op I have posted her recipe on t'other thread

it has been -days and - hours since the op and I were on speaking terms

Draculasmum that's just made me laugh so much. Somebody i know just sent a card with a photo of the whole family dressed in matching outfits, mum, dad toddlers, so wrong

Mine would say 3 hours 13 seconds since I gave darling Tarquin a Fruit Shoot

I thought we were the Mums That Roar. And Netmums simpered and giggled.

Would a

It's been 11 hours and 58 mins since I let DS1 put sugar on his cereal'

ticker cause outrage over there? Is it that sort of place?

I meant by 'Hear me Roar' - the kind of 'I am a mum, and it is the most important thing in the world anyone can ever do, LOOK AT ME I'M A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh anyone who doesn't do it like I do it is a Bad Mother' kind of thing

Have I got it wrong?

Ovulation tickers?? Like

--Five minutes since I checked my cervical mucus-

argh

Mine would say 'would you like fries with that'.

Haha! The track suits were all matching, mum dad and their 2 kids and boy and i think a girl!

all in head to toe navy blue with black trainers, it was even adidas it was them 2 stripe ones of t market i reckons!

Yup.

Swear words an all.

Try it.

it's not real unless you link it so we can see!

Yes. Linkage. I'm not giving myself a migraine trawling through a thousand glittery tickery crap things to find your rude one.

I refuse to believe it until I see a link. Pure - a friend of mine recommended Magic Mums. I no longer hold her in such high esteem.

i reckon she's gone over to the other side with her new ticker and will never be seen again on our lowly boards

link to what?

Your sweary ticker, what else?

Link please!

Oh

Ok

Oldon