To want to wake the baby up and ask him where my mobile phone is?

[BoattoBolivia]

I know I am really as he is only 17 months and will have no idea what I am on about and you NEVER wake a sleeping toddler at night but WHERE THE FUCK DID HE PUT IT?
Yes, we have tried ringing it, but it is not connecting and I'm sure it was on and charged, so he has put it somewhere that blocks the signal.
AAARRRGGGHHH!

watering can

I wouldn't have ever thought of there Glad you found it.

BodyOfEeyore it's been years! Hope you're all well.

Puffin

Yes we're well. Are you still living in the same place? I work with a chap who lives in the same village.

Yes we're still here

My dog sat on my mobile the other week.......... he got quite a surprise when my ds texted me and it vibrated under his bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!