To be upset with this fellow mumsnetter?

[youhavetakenthefeckinpiss]

I bought something off the sale board on here and it's arrived and well....
I can't believe that someone would send something out like this. Unwashed ie.musty not dirty, screwed up, faded and bobbled to within an inch of their lives.
I know they were cheap but bloody hell have some shame!

I demand you organise the next MN party, Shirl. Make these fuckers dress up.

wonders what the "musty not dirty, screwed up, faded and bobbled to within an inch of their lives" items were....

My guess - OP was buying tea towels

Bet you're the type of person in RL who is all sweetness to a someone's face and bitches about them behind their back. It's pathetic and you need to take it up with the other mnetter pronto.

I think it was a Mooncup cosy

Shiley and Chickens I am reporting both of you.

If the seller sees this, can they please come in all guns blazing and give a list of said items?

BUPPY!

Tell me a secret

Ahhhh, Bupppers!!!! I bloody love you

worra not so sure about the lumpy farts thingy.....

haven't you heard the term "follow through"

I dreamt that I was going out with Howard from Take That, in my dreams.....really? Gary surely dream maker...

To be honest mumsnetters never upset me but a few of them are a constant disappointment.

Shirley

Chickens have no eyebrows. (That is the secret)

I would have been well happy with Howard dream-sexing me.

Rather than Julian Assange, who dream-sexed me the other night. If I could bleach my brain, I would.

That's actually a double bluff. Chickens do have eyebrows. They just aren't mobile. I have eyebrows. But they're going grey and unruly. However, they are not yet pubic

Wasn't me.

Ffs

I want to know what item was.

Was it an unbleached arsehole....musty..screwed up faded and bobbled to within an inch.....

I never have good dream sex. I'm always shagging some munter and thinking 'WTF am I doing shagging the butcher/postman/local minger?!'. My psyche hates me.

yabu for posting this thread but but nbu for being so pissed off about it

I dreamed I had nits last night.

You need to plan better chickens. Chose your partner then think about him a lot before you go to sleep. Paul McKenna should do a range of those hypnosis tapes " I can make you dream shag Josh lewsey/brad Pitt/ etc" . Except it could go wrong and you would dream shag McKenna all the time.

Without knowing what you bought and how much you paid we can't possibly comment. If it was cashmere and you paid £1.50 then YABU. If it was baby clothes and you paid £150 then YABU and a mug.

I stand corrected then, Chickens.

Just burst a blood vessel in my cheek laughing at Pag talking about bleached arseholes.

pag have you just watched bridesmaids, as they went on about bleached arseholes....