WhyTF do couples post lovey messages to each other on facebook?

[sassyTHEFIRST]

And is it acceptable to post "Get a Room you two" or "Barf" beneath it?

U spelt awsum rong hunni, dont waste ur keybrd tym lyk dat!!!!!!!1 xxxxxxx

Aw with the x-post that made so much less sense

I remember a thread on here once where there was a husband and wife posting on it and actually having a conversation via MN. Weirdos. They were in the same house at the time.

@ bertie, i have friends who type lyk dat too :o

I think people actually belive that gorgeous is spelt gawjus.

My theory is .....the wife knows the blokes passwords and these are things she wants us to think they say to each other - I never read stuff like 'you ironed my shirt' 'dont spend all the giro' 'whose had the last of the milk' so it cant be 'normal' life .

The word 'fella' makes me heave. I acknowledge it's my problem but I still want to commit violence whenever I see it.

What about "gawjus fella" Victor? I actually think commiting violence due to that atrocity would be pretty defensible in a court of law.

My friends do it. But they are terribly insecure.

My ex did it a lot with his girlfriend when they first got together, and actually I think it was for my benefit, to show how much he'd moved on and didn't need me. I know that sounds bigheaded but he kept posting things like "I'm so much happier than I've ever been" and "I've never met anyone like her" (although then he told someone else he was still in love with me... Hmm, like I would care) it was clearly irritating all their friends who kept posting stuff like "GET A ROOM" and "He's not the one, don't be stupid, you've been together 2 days" (At least they had sensible friends )

I have a fb friend who posts about how happy she is and how great life is and how wonderful it is that she has a new guy, and tbh I think 'how sweet' and I'm happy for her. That I don't mind at all.

I have another fb friend who thanks her DH for being so great and doing this, that or the other, when he isn't on fb, it's just all attention seeking. That I find irritating. Have been thinking of binning her tbh.