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To ask you to define what a Chav is for me

110 replies

alowVera · 19/07/2011 00:16

what makes someone a Chav? How do you know you are not one?

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JarethTheGoblinKing · 19/07/2011 00:17

take this ?

I have no idea.. but am in a stupid mood.

alowVera · 19/07/2011 00:27

Oops Seems I am 20% Chav, that must be coz I nicked that blokes shoes innit?

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DontGoCurly · 19/07/2011 00:32

David Beckham would be a male chav. Sort of ratty of face and tatty of body. Wears sports clothes and diamond earrings.

Kerry Katona and Jordan are female chavs.

JarethTheGoblinKing · 19/07/2011 00:37

Apparently I'm only 5%.

MitchiestInge · 19/07/2011 00:46

Someone who buys things from Argos?

BitOfFun · 19/07/2011 00:47

What is this- 2003?

nojustificationneeded · 19/07/2011 00:47

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alowVera · 19/07/2011 00:51

Is Argos Chavvy?

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JarethTheGoblinKing · 19/07/2011 00:53

Yes BoF, apparently Grin

(I don't think it's serious..)

toomuchmonthatendofthemoney · 19/07/2011 01:41

I am 5% too!!

HighBrows · 19/07/2011 02:06

IIRC it means council house and violent. It's an awful term to describe anyone.

HighBrows · 19/07/2011 02:10

I just took the 'chav' test, I'm 5% chav.

mayorquimby · 19/07/2011 02:45

anyone who hasn't been skiing. Vile scum the lot of them.

thesunshinesbrightly · 19/07/2011 05:50

30%!!!! t'is the drinking carling in my bright white trainers that did it for me! damn it!!

Ooopsadaisy · 19/07/2011 06:15

5%!!!!!!!

I think it was the question about what beer I drink. I don't drink any but it wouldn't let me say "none" so I had to chose one.

I like real ales.

lovesicecream · 19/07/2011 06:55

Aggressive teenagers from White middle class background who engage in anti social behaviour such as street drinking, drug abuse, rowdiness and other juvenile delinquency (not David beckham then) so it says on Wikipedia

CogitoErgoSometimes · 19/07/2011 06:58

I never got 'council house and violent'. I thought chavs were people with more money than taste... bit loud and boorish... what my mother would have called 'common' (in the pejorative sense)

lovesicecream · 19/07/2011 07:09

I thought they wore hoodies and tracksuits round their arses and said innt alot

TrulySlumptious · 19/07/2011 07:10

It is someone who stays home all day and smokes weed from 9am to 9pm each day.
On the day their benefit money goes into the bank they have a huge party and play music until 4am, 3 nights in a row.
When they have run out of money they will row with their girlfriend on the street in their pj's at 11am or if we are really lucky tracksuit bottoms and no top.
They will usually have a small shaven haired toddler with one earring called Henley [yes really].
I also had my suspicions they were chav's but it was confirmed the day I saw their burberry double bedding hanging from their washing line.

TrulySlumptious · 19/07/2011 07:10

I always *

duckdodgers · 19/07/2011 07:10

I live ina council house, Im a Psychiatric Nurse and laugh at this, Im certainly not a Chav. But since I live in Scotland I wouldnt be 1 anyway I would be a NED (non-educated deliquent, but Im not that either Grin I would go with lovesicecreams definition as I alway associate anti scoial behaviour with Neds, chav seems to get banded around an awful lot these days to describre anyone that someone else defines as "common".

hairfullofsnakes · 19/07/2011 07:12

Kerry katona when she wore head to toe prada and that prada pram... Ughh!

happymum2be1 · 19/07/2011 07:18

0%! Never been so pleased!

MrsKravitz · 19/07/2011 07:19

I thought the term evolved.
It was originally the nasty nouveau riche like beckham...all brass and no class. Wag type people.
Then it evolved into being a description of the "culture" who emulated these people - poorly educated, benefit using, rough types who wander around in knock-off market gear. Vicky pollard's mates.

wicketkeeper · 19/07/2011 08:41

Up in the North East they were called 'Charvers' long before anyone called them Chavs anywhere else. And yes, my mother would just call them 'common' too. Never thought of it as applying to the nouveau riche.