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to not want to "Woo woo my frou frou?"

35 replies

upsylazy · 18/07/2011 11:52

I did post here a few weeks ago about these products questioning how necessary they are and, it's not that I'm getting obsessed by it or anything but I happened to see the above advert on a phone box yesterday and genuinely though I was hallucinating for a few minutes (I had had a few beers at lunchtime).
The full script read "Woo woo for your froufrou! Whaterer you call it, make sure you love it! THis was written over a large picture of an attractive young woman with long red hair, wearing a short summer dress and strappy high heeled sandals jumping up in the air presumably to demonstrate how much she lives her froufrou.
At the bottom, there was a small picture of the product and, in small writing "Expert care for down there" WTF?

I am now more determined than ever to redress the balance with my own range of intimate care products for men as the absence of any of these clearly is insinuating that women' s genitalia smells and men's don't.
I've just had a few ideas for slogans so far along the lines of "My tool is cool", "My cock rocks" and "My jizz is the biz". I'd be happy to hear ideas from anyone so that we can take the brand forward.

OP posts:
worraliberty · 18/07/2011 11:55

My little fella's no longer a smella?

FoxyRevenger · 18/07/2011 12:02

Erm....make sure your Peepee ain't weepy?

L8rAllig8r · 18/07/2011 12:04

Wiener Cleaner: Wang, and the dirt is gone.

snoopdogg · 18/07/2011 12:04

Don't let your penis be heinous

Winter wear - let your scrotum get a coat on

OpinionatedPlusSprogs · 18/07/2011 12:10

Get your knob ready for the job.

allhailtheaubergine · 18/07/2011 12:11
Grin

For men who don't want a stinky winky.

babybarrister · 18/07/2011 12:11

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midoriway · 18/07/2011 12:17

Does your schlong smell wrong?
Keeping your prick in good nick.

brambleschooks · 18/07/2011 12:18

Make your winkle twinkle

saffronwblue · 18/07/2011 12:18

Is your stiffy a bit whiffy?

giyadas · 18/07/2011 12:19

YANBU - and they're everywhere. Just as I was reading this the 'FEMFRESH - sponsors of channel 5 weather' ad came on the tv.

OrdinaryJo · 18/07/2011 12:20

Don't be a slob, polish your knob.

giyadas · 18/07/2011 12:21

Grin Grin @ L8rAllig8r

NunTheWiser · 18/07/2011 12:21

"For cocks that smell like a summer meadow..."

chocsway · 18/07/2011 12:22

YANBU

Spuddybean · 18/07/2011 12:37

i once saw a hair dye ad (american) which said 'mix a double batch and have a snatch to match' - i still laugh!!

bringmesunshine2009 · 18/07/2011 12:54

so funny Spuddy!

upsylazy · 18/07/2011 14:14

"Make sure your dangler spanglers" and "I'm adorin' my foreskin"

OP posts:
HowlingBitch · 18/07/2011 14:21

Don't be thick! Clean your dick. Hmm

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/07/2011 14:28

Worra and alligator HAVE to win! They are fabulous!

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/07/2011 14:29

I am happy to admit that I intend to pretend to anyone who will listen that I made them up myself. Sorry and all that...

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/07/2011 14:35

Sorry OP - someone has beaten you to it www.bond.co.th/en/product.asp

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/07/2011 14:36

Please take a moment to giggle at their slogan "it works hard, it plays hard, it gets hard" Grin

snoopdogg · 18/07/2011 14:37

'it works hard, it plays hard, it gets hard'

just wet myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snoopdogg · 18/07/2011 14:38

cross post - still laughing!