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to not want to "Woo woo my frou frou?"

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upsylazy · 18/07/2011 11:52

I did post here a few weeks ago about these products questioning how necessary they are and, it's not that I'm getting obsessed by it or anything but I happened to see the above advert on a phone box yesterday and genuinely though I was hallucinating for a few minutes (I had had a few beers at lunchtime).
The full script read "Woo woo for your froufrou! Whaterer you call it, make sure you love it! THis was written over a large picture of an attractive young woman with long red hair, wearing a short summer dress and strappy high heeled sandals jumping up in the air presumably to demonstrate how much she lives her froufrou.
At the bottom, there was a small picture of the product and, in small writing "Expert care for down there" WTF?

I am now more determined than ever to redress the balance with my own range of intimate care products for men as the absence of any of these clearly is insinuating that women' s genitalia smells and men's don't.
I've just had a few ideas for slogans so far along the lines of "My tool is cool", "My cock rocks" and "My jizz is the biz". I'd be happy to hear ideas from anyone so that we can take the brand forward.

OP posts:
catinthehat2 · 18/07/2011 14:42

Nobody likes a whiffy stiffy

Andrewofgg · 18/07/2011 14:44

Add lustre to your cluster with Max Factor knacker lacquer.

BertieBotts · 18/07/2011 14:47

Wang and the dirt is gone - this is the best Grin

HampstersDontSwim · 18/07/2011 14:55

nothing to add
just weeping at these Grin

HalfTermHero · 18/07/2011 14:59

YANBU. How about a straightforward 'Does your bell, smell?'

MittzyTheVixen · 18/07/2011 15:11
Grin
barbiegrows · 18/07/2011 15:21

...Bond with it!

Grin That's soooooooooo funny.

Grumpla · 18/07/2011 15:23

Wiener Cleaner! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CheerfulYank · 19/07/2011 06:36

PMSL...read the thread out loud to DH in between violent fits of giggles. That website is hilarious.

TheAtomicBroomstick · 19/07/2011 08:23

Smelly knob? Not a prob'!
With new Clearabell!
Makes washing away cheese
And absolute breeze!

Because when you don't use Clearabell,
The ladies can tell...

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