AIBU or is three grand too much for pans?

[GeraldineAubergine]

I went to a collegues house recently to see s

3k would keep me in takeaways for a long time.

No, faggot surprise is very normal, it's the lemon curd glaze that makes it delicious....and look it doesn't stick to the pan.

See also, how I can use the smaller pan to straighten my hair without any of that annoying electrical flex getting in the way.
The medium pan doubles as a commode for those lazy days in bed

This is hilarious ! There is a whole parallel universe out there, ready to entertain us...pangate. Whatever next ?

Would you like pan ladies number norks? You have the pitch already, alls you need are the contacts.

A bit scared I might get sucked in.
Look how you have already got me up past my bedtime dreaming up recipes to be made in mythical pans made of unicorn horn and finest green. Imagine what would happen if I saw the real thing. No no, I will just wait for my party invitation and practice my get-out lines.

Mmmmmm sprout and jelly sundae?

Ahhhh " "blah,blah" cookware can only be purchased through authorised dealers"

No s*#t Sherlock

Caramel, who is the pan person. geraldine is keeping it secret. Linky please. I have recipes to contribute.

Oooh, PansPeople. We need a dance routine as well.

Right, I have to go to bed I have a real job doing real things to do tommorow. No more she-pan-egans for me tonight (sorry). Also there is a man at the door with a huge box of encyclopaedias and assorted collectible plates I have to talk to.

I once bought a magic whizzy hand blender thing because the woman showed me how I could turn skimmed milk into the consistency of whipped cream, and hold it upside down over my head without spilling it.

I have used it many times for blending soup etc, making batter, etc, but I have never once found a need to transform skimmed milk to the consistency of whipped cream. I would taste shite anyway.

I want to know who makes these pans. I am intrigued.

Aubergine,I can put totally different things in my M+S pan's and they didn't cost 3K,come back to earth and tell her to delete your number from her phone
to-day,and don't be talked into having a party for her at any cost,or you will never get rid of her,if she was such a good sales person she wouldn't have to hassle you for a sale

Is sweetcorn cheaper than water round your way?
Or are you planning how you will eat when the zombies descend, well until all the wine runs out anyway?

Thanks Caramel.
I am going to join the owners club and subvert it :o

I'm crying with laughter at this thread -

Right, I've been tipped off and I've looked at the website. Boy, that dinner party sounds like jolly fun. Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years, just inviting my friends around for supper and not trying to sell them anything.

I love the idea that you can 'get fit' by using new suacepans. What crock of shit.

What is the 3K pan company? Please tell.

I'd like a pm too please.

This is one for MN classics

Could someone pm me the name too please?!

I would expect to pay £3000 for a set of pans and a Michelan star chef to be on hand to make all my meals and turn down my bed, be an excellent lover who loves oral, take the children( not his) to school, be proficient in giving me children piano lessons to grade 8 at least and get on really well with my husband - not asking much like!

In real life I have mismatched pans which work pretty well so I'm really not that arsed

but could do with better pans

Fabulous thread, only just managed to get to loo in time, really did PMSL, as they say.

I could have the £900 electric skillet for free. And a pan cleaning cloth.

OP, seriously, an electric skillet and pan cleaning cloth for free? What more do you want? You watched the demo. You ate the food. What kind of unreasonable, freeloading bitch are you?

For £3000 I'd want Brad Pitt to come around and clean the pans in the buff.