to call our next child (due in 7 wks) Grampus Eight or..

[JuanShite]

.. Birmingham Six or Tamworth Two or even Apollo Thirteen?

I think names with attached numbers are going to be very popular

4711 - a fragrant choice!!

I've got it!!!
WD 40

Butterfield 8

Has it all, glamour, class, a number...

I like Harper though. Its nice.

SL4.
The Slough postcode for the Windsor area darrrrlings, Slough as you won't be accused of being pompous or middle class, Windsor so people can't say it's chavvy.

Artoodee Two

Blake's Seven

CK One

How about
sneering knob? Seems much more fitting.