To want to string my dog up by her ears? And maybe lock her outside the room for the evening?

[DoNotTakeMeSiriusly]

SHE KEEPS SHAGGING SHAUN!

I swear to god, all I can hear is her panting away and then the thud of shaun the sheep the footstool falling over, at which point she'll lick him to death and manage to get him back onto his feet and then she'll go for round fucking 25.

What gets me is when she finally gets a good grip on him... SHE FUCKING STARES AT ME WHILST SHE DOES IT!

She's licking him now.

I'm going to kill her.

(only in my dreams)

I had a cat that did this with my dads socks. He 'looked' at us while he did it, and he'd do a 'sextravaganza' when we had guests round.

He was neutered.

It's not just dogs.

I really want a Shaun the Sheep footstool now DragonAlley!

Where do you find such a thing?

My Yorkie humps her little bed/cave thing. But she has the decency to look down into it whilst she is pleasuring it /herself.
We mostly don't notice, now, but visitors are always a bit

My DSis had a house rabbit that had a special toy rabbit just for shagging, and DBil used to ASSIST by moving the toy rabbit in a provocative way.

You couldn't make this stuff up. A plastic goldfish thread, and a bonking pooch thread.

I love MN

Oh for gods sake don't let her 'have just one' litter. Get her done as soon as possible, you are putting her hugely at risk of disease and illness by neglecting to do this.

If you really can't afford it then go to the PDSA or ask your vet about payment schemes.

I cannot believe you are seriously considering breeding from her, and a staffie of all dogs.

Poor Shaun the Sheep. Buy her one of these and let poor Shaun catch his breath [wunk]

I must add I agree with everything DBF said.

"I cannot believe you are seriously considering breeding from her"

She isnt!

See, Look at those eyes. dont they say "I'm being humped by a rampant dog"?

Tigers? Have you read the thread?
For Fucks Sake!

Seriously, high horse anyone?

DBF no need to apologise my lovely, I'm with you 100%
We are unfortunately not able to get reduced rates. Might see about payment scheme though.

She's looking at me now. sending mind messages asking me to allow her on the sofa. I'm staring back.
Saying NO!

ROAR at Shauns eyes

There is no physical/emotional benefit to her having a litter. Your DH is wrong. I'm sure it's not the first time

Are you eligible for any help towards the cost of having her spayed?

seventeen quid eh?

Not bad?

wonder how many weirdos I could sell my thouroughly shagged out shaun to?

EBAY DESCRIPTION

Shaun the Sheep.
Non Virgin.
Seems to loves doggie sex.
Thoroughly licked to death but still retains slightly fluffy coat.

My dog is like a proper teenager, he goes out into the kitchen to relieve himself. he waits until you walk away before he starts and looks totally shame faced if you catch him in the act. [hgrin]

Big kid that I am, I've always wanted a Shaun footstool. Not so sure after hearing of their dog appeal though, not with 3 pooches in the house! It's a blessing they've always been quite expensive on ebay after all!

I have a mammoth footstool instead. My dogs are obviously not attracted to mammoths. :o

That is very funny. Equally as funny is the idea of a giant furry stuffed tomato mentioned by a pp. I have never clapped eyes on a giant furry salad item before...am intrigued.

DBF, you can have my shaun for a bargain price of £100 pre-loved and all that....

Thanks for the link Dragon, see what you mean about his expression. I note they state his condition is "used" but FOR WHAT?! Bobbly fur. A little scraggy. I think this tells a very familiar story

I would be asking a question about this item all right: Has he been shagged by a dog?? (Or cat/rabbit/rampant other)

No no DNTMS - you can't say he seems to love doggy sex. Look at his eyes - that's anguish that is

Poor dog. :(

Ohhh!

Can't I have your Staffie instead? :o

Why is she poor?

Is she hungry?

Is she hurt?

Is she thirsty?

Has she no outside area to relieve herself?

does she not get walked everyday?

Does she not have a warm, comfortable, bed to sleep in?

Does she not have the option of (when not on heat and when DH is way) of sleeping on my bed?

Oh yes, Call the fucking RSPCA my dog is poor and mistreated because she shags A FUCKING FOOTSTOOL and I havent quite collected the funds to spay her yet.

TWAT.

Noodles, baby! It isnt anguish! It's pure, unadulterated lust.

Shaun is a kinky sheep.

Maybe because you haven't bought a vibrating foot stool?

LMFAO.

Heaven forbid I be a bad owner....

My bitch humps things ( though shes deprived of a shaun) and she has been done

The main thing is that DoNot keeps pooch on a lead during a season, ensures that she can't escape (which of course you'd do anyway but I mean that she's going to be more likely to try when on heat), and that she prevents DH from breeding from pooch, Booja.

Seems to me that she's doing that and as she says, she'll be getting pooch spayed as soon as funds allow. I don't think she's deserving of criticism for that (and I'm normally the first to jump in if I feel that an owner isn't doing the best for their dog).

BoojaBooja - not poor Shaun??

My lab bitch is spayed and doesn't hump things - she just disembowels them, and scatters kapok all over the house, leaving a pitiful litter of deflated soft toys in her wake!