Pushy women my arse. can you imagine Gabby Logan doing this?

[GabbyLoggon]

I was on a london to Leeds train sat next to a working Nigella lookalike.

She used the phrase "I will have to give him a good kicking " three times in 10 minutes.

PUSHY? Maybe. Feminine ? my arse.

Can you imagine gabby Logan talking like that?

Kewollogy in terse verse.

And quims dyed Tory Blue in KEW

Some of them live on rabbit stew
in Tory Kew.

They pee but never fart on loo
in Tory Kew.

But mainly their quims are dyed 

               bright blue

IN TORY KEW


 I have seen some and met a few in
       Tory Kew.

Alfred Lord Loggan (Poet Laryat.)

Shh... we're having brunch.

WTAF?

Ooooh I actually look a bit warrior like, what with my horrifically unfeminine shaved head, massive tribal tattoos and penchant for roaring!

Can I come for brunch??

I have a sword, a battleaxe and some Hueveros Rancheros.

This thread started and finished six years ago.

Femininity was defined by men, not women, and women were then expected to perform it or be shamed. Don't be surprised to find out men got it wrong and women aren't as sweet and innocent and soft and polite and kind as you thought. Having said that, we still don't murder and commit violence at anywhere close to the same rate as men, so go worry about your own gender and stop trying to police women, we aren't interested.

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Huldra did you really ressurect a 6 year old thread, to say wtf?

How many bottles of gin were consumed in the creation of OP's posts? Nearest guess wins a prize.

Grrrr! Bloody zombie threads!

Is this the MN of old that people are always in mourning about?

Bloody hell. An old GabbyLoggon thread resurected. Hahaha, I'd forgotten about him

FFS, threads need to be LOCKED if they are not posted on for more than one year.

Grrr was it really worth dredging up a zombie thread just to comment 'WTAF'? WTAF!

I had heard of OP but never witnessed his unique style of posting before.

Thank you Hulda. But why????

So much for MNHQ's promise of archiving old threads www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/11665-archiving?msgid=72542212

I loathe resurrected threads < except when the last poster was CogitoErgoSometimes >
Howya doin cog?
I know you're around somewhere.

I thought I'd gone back in time for a minute there.
There have been so many zombie threads resurrected today, I'm not sure how you can look at a massive red warning that this is a zombie thread and be asked if you're sure you want to post on it and see a date from 6 years ago and think "Yes, my contribution of 'WTAF' is too valuable to not be said".

"....a massive red warning that this is a zombie thread.... "

It's not there anymore - and unfortunately it hasn't been there for quite some time.

Is that so Pan?
The last time I was near a zombie thread it came up, after we spent quite some time asking for it too.
I offer an apology then, irritating it has been removed and my mistake.
I've been away for quite some time too, that'll be why.

The warning was removed as it was upsetting for newbies. But it sounds like there's something coming along to replace it.

What about upsetting oldies?

Worry ye not, Dobby

It's just that the red zombie disappeared a good while back - unfortunately. Apparently, and according to MNHQ, it would put off any newbies to MN

I did actually do a couple of checks on ancient threads and, lo and behold, no red warnings - just a small, and barely noticeable, comment about it being an old thread! I've taken this screenshot from a thread from 2013. I doubt anyone notices that anyway.

For the love of all that is holy, will people stop resurrecting ZOMBIE THREADS. ...

Will this do?