Pushy women my arse. can you imagine Gabby Logan doing this?

[GabbyLoggon]

I was on a london to Leeds train sat next to a working Nigella lookalike.

She used the phrase "I will have to give him a good kicking " three times in 10 minutes.

PUSHY? Maybe. Feminine ? my arse.

Can you imagine gabby Logan talking like that?

I like him, hes feisty!

WHATS WITH THE CAPS LOCK

feisty AN AMERICAN IMPORT OFTEN USED TO DESCRIBE RUDE WOMEN. WOMEN WHO HAVE NO MANNERS. i SUPPOSE mRS THATCHER IS A CLASSIC CASE ITS OUT OF THE SAME STABLE AS TOUGH LOVE, WHICH IS LUDICROUS

I like it when you talk dirty.

blocked nostrils loaded with heavy green puss. And horses farting in unison (are you over the moon?)

You mean this article in the Daily Telegraph? Whoopsadaisy!

:) But seriously, shouldn't this be in chat?

so are we assuming RL Gaby Logan is as beige and blah as her tv persona? Having met Kenny I reckon she's a bit more of the foul-mouthed ass kicker, you'd have to be to keep him in line

Reading the Telegraph Gabby? Making gushing compliments about Thatcher? Fantasising about Nigella giving you a good kicking on a train. Are you twin brother Alan Clark was too embarrassed to mention?

Gabby, you confuse me, firstly regarding your gender.....

Are you a man? It appears other posters know or presume you to be.

What the Jeff are you rambling on about?

Are you OK?

PS What is wrong with the Telegraph (hoists subscriber, Tory knickers around her ears & prepares for full on caps attack)?

It's a man. A very cretinous man with a hard on for gabby logan.

Whoops I said hard on, how unlaydeeelike

Ahh, well.

Tits out and up your arse to you then fella.

You render the gender arguments irrelevant.

Manatee - I don't know, but Morebeta said, with convincing certainty may I add, on Gaby's last thread that he had done the Turing test on Gabby and he failed, meaning that he is AI.

I want him to do it again so I can watch!

Ohhh - I see, Gabby is non-human.

Now I understand.

Sorry Al, as you were.

HAL

I very much like Gabby. Sometimes I get his weirdy leaps of jabbering and think I get a flash of insight into his though processes. Tis chilling but weirdly compelling .

Gabby, if you let me know what the topic is, I'll touch it.

Am with Tethers

Show us the cut of your jib computer man.

It's all your fault spiderslegs. You asked him a direct question and he's disappeared up his own manjo.

Arse - should I ask an oblique question??

Oblique, obtuse, makes no difference really. I recommend hiding his bizarre threads because engaging with him on any level just leaves you covered in virtual phlegm.

I have no fucking clue what the OP is on about so I have no idea what I am supposed to be judging the unreasonableness on

If Gaby ever meets a grisly end, this guy's in big trouble.

This is my second brush with Gabby and it's strangely compelling, like a virtual chatbot translated in and out of English using babelfish with the random outrage turned up to 11.

I was on a london to Leeds train sat next to a working Nigella lookalike.

She used the phrase "I will have to give him a good kicking " three times in 10 minutes.

Maybe she could have been on her phone talking about the Op, could this be what he means.

YABVVU