to have mentioned my wedding anniversary when I noticed woman in shop looking for my wedding ring...

[BooBearBoo]

Pushing DS around a shop when shop lady starting commenting on him "ahh he is lovely" etc etc blah blah. I then noticed her clocking my lack of wedding ring (left them at home - very muggy here and my hands always swell up in heat). I felt compelled to mention that I was looking for a gift for my DH for our anniversary tomorrow...

Was I right to feel the need to point this out??!

When I was pregnant I once sat opposite two nuns on the tube (again not wearing my rings...). Goodness me I wanted to smack their disapproving faces. I do look very young as well. Gggrrrr. I'm not even bloody religious. Why do I care that other people care if I am not married??!!

There is a strange phenomenon concerning nuns where I live. A couple of years ago my mum, sisters and I realised that we often saw nuns in tea shops but never anywhere else.

What's all that about then? Do they just materialise at a table?

Top spot is currently held by mum who found no fewer than nine nuns in a cafe in Cromer.

SWINGING NUN'S BREASTS

Have these nuns no shame? Do they have pampas grass?

Swinging breasts??? do they have... breasts? really?

Where do you live? You say it's muggy and there are lots of nuns, got me wondering.

no fewer than nine nuns in a cafe in Cromer

That sounds like a line from TS Eliot.

Ok I have another one (again very very true) - my DH was once in a film where he had sex with a nun (but didnt realise she was a nun until afterwards).

Didnt really have sex obv - twas a film.

My goodness. Why are there so many nuns in my life???!!

WHERE'S THE SOAP!

Pampas grass!!! whatever next? and they look in despair to your hands??? shame on them!

[honestly, I think they are not doing it to annoy you, or... did they wave to you when you saw their breasts?]

He was in porn?

What the what? What sort a film was it?

Was the actress a nun or was the character a nun?

Where's Cromer? Is that where you live?

Pretty - no. Just films!

I used to love that as a gel, Shirl.

BooBearBoo, Ok, I am now entirely fascinated by your life and I must know all about it. Why is it muggy with nun breasts opposite? Why was your dh in a film? Why was there an incognito nun in it? Having sex?

porn? my goodness! [cross herself and leaves the thread]

The character was a nun!!!!!

UANBU - My OH and I are planning to get married but the lack of an engagement ring is judged by the kids I teach for one. Our DD was planned as we decided that there is no time limit to getting married but fertility is a mystery...

Maelstrom - no, totally oblivious!!!! I think she is anyway...

So where do you live? Tell tell!

Hully - that joke was the first rude joke I ever got told and I didn't understand it so just went "ha ha ha" like that

And then I went home and told it to my mum.

I like this thread

The nunnery is opposite where I work. I saw the other nuns on the tube. And DH's nun film was filmed in another country :)

I work in London.