To think I do not have the right wit to be on MN?

[NorksAkimbo]

I am clever and have a good sense of humour, but I can't keep up with some of the quick witted responses to some of these threads. So, while I can appreciate how funny the comments are, I just can't join in!!

Am I hopeless??

PS. there was involved in the writing of this thread. Is that a start?

oh crap ive killed it :(

Hahaha! I hate that! All these people making witty comments and everyone laughing then I come on and say "Aye! Well my uncle Jimmy used to collect ironing boards! Couldn't move in his house, He always had nice shirts tho!" Then crickets..... Made me feel quite sad actually.

[tumble weed]

Norks. You killed it.

Murderer!

LeQ lies she know zip about Physics.

...Ahem.. LeQueen *

Oops, didn't see there was another page! Need more gin

NOBODY POST ANYTHING!!!

Oh shit....

Oh fuck it, I was even too slow on that one! And THAT one was worth at least 647383 pages extolling my wit

Ooh arrr I lost my bra............

finish the line and show your age

'Tis a jumping rope kinda thang!

I left my knickers in my boyfriends car

i lost my bra to cantona!!

Oh never heard that one super ..

Neverland

We are of the same era? I salute you.

I thank you!..... we are ageing gracefully?

think there used to be 3 lines to it when i was a wean, someone nicked my bra or some such but always remembered the cantona part no idea why tho!!

porridge is yummy and good for making skin soft if you put oats in the bath.. maybe rub the cape and it'll get softer?