to wear my chinese love balls to DHs golf dinner

[roybosh]

I am going with DH to one of his terrible golfing dinners tomorrow

I would rather pull my own teeth out so to spice it up a little I will pop my love balls in.
For once I am looking forward to it

Make sure you remember to call "FOUR" if they drop out.

BOF

What do love balls do, have always wondered?

Are you a, y'know, screamer?

What do they DO exactly?

x posts lissie

Porto, thank fuck, am not the only one wondering!

Don't they fly for miles and set fire to thatched cottages? Or is that something else?

you stick em up yer fadge so you can play ping pong later in the evening when the keys go int he bowl

Please wear pants. Please

The way my pelvic floor is going, I could just act as a golf ball dispenser I think. Walk 2 paces walk 2 paces Maybe I am missing out on career opportunity! The Open is in Kent this summer. My friend lets rooms....

Yes, please tell me what they do? I can only imagine it's like having a tampon in that isn't in the right place!

good for you. sounds like you need something to liven it up.....have a fun night!

@ LeQueen - that would be my worry! Yes, now that Tiger Woods looks like a decent chap. How much would he pay me to one out on the fairway? I would have to make it very clear I don't like it in the rough.

Use ping pong balls and you can be the star turn of the evening's cabaret :o

Porto, don't please God, sneeze in a bunker. I think Tiger could have a temper on him.

at LeQ's mate, did the teen notice?

You are only unreasonable if you don't come back and tell us how it goes

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Which golfer was it that had the Caddy called Fanny?

Nick Faldo

I am sure it would be libellous to even wonder if she had magical ball plopping abilities Just being a bit famous and being called Fanny is a wonderful achievement in itself....