to wear my chinese love balls to DHs golf dinner

[roybosh]

I am going with DH to one of his terrible golfing dinners tomorrow

I would rather pull my own teeth out so to spice it up a little I will pop my love balls in.
For once I am looking forward to it

I once sat next to Ian Woosnam on a flight to Dublin. (used to commute Mon-Fri) I was talking to my mate in seat 1A about my morning sickness. I had NO idea who he was but I think I put him off his breakfast