To be greedy and suggest that Alan Rickman wouldn't be enough to sate my appetites and instead .....

[Lipstickgal]

suggest a top three of 'I soooo would'? Even here I struggle to narrow it down but (rolls up sleeves) may I suggest-
Stephen Mangan
Ralph Fiennes
John Craven from the 1970's.
Indeed tis a splendid mix agreed?
Ok maybe the last one qualifies as a weird crush.......

It's always the voices that do it: Keifer Sutherland, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater (not just for the voice).

My auditor (he has this chest hair thing going on)

yy to Stephen Mangan and Ralph Finnes and yy to Will Self.

But John Craven ? Really ?

I add Daniel Day Lewis

"Steven Mangan= donkey from shrek. Nuff said."

You what? That was Eddie Murphy. Check IMDB if you think I'm lying.

(in equal placing) Noel Fielding, Jarvis Cocker, Morrissey.

Although Will Self is worth considering along with Peter James

Dylan Moran - yyy

Robert Redford (in his hey day)
Daniel Craig
The Jonty Bloke from UKOGB

I see your yyy Becarooo and raise you a y.

Dylan Moran. .

Bum. Now I've got 4 on my top 3 list.

...dressed as "Bernard Black" of course

ElectricSoftParade I considered Morrissey too, but ruled him out as I think he'd probably bitch & moan all the way through. The grumpy (hot) sod.

Becarooo oh yes.

Saw him do a very small stand up gig in Paris. I don't think I've quite got over it yet.

culture

I have bad thoughts about his Black Books desk.

I have bad thoughts about under the desk

Get the feeling we've scared everyone else away Becs?

Can I call you Becs? Too soon? Probably too soon.

Alan Rickman is gay. Sorry. I know he's been living with someone female but it's an open secret in Luvvieland. The really strange thing is I was involved in the original production of Les Liaisons Dangereuses (backstage) and onstage Rickman (the original Valmont) was thigh meltingly sexy. But offstage - nothing, nada, zilch.

And Ralph Fiennes? He's so cold. No warmth there at all. And didn't he shag some lady cabin crew person in a toilet? Classy.

Toby Stephens, Damian Lewis and Daniel Craig.

Anniegetyourgun, Stephen Mangan has the face of Donkey from Shrek.

culture You can call me whatever you want, you saucebox!!

Its ok, they've come back!

Agree re Toby Stephens, but he has to be dressed as Mr Rochester!
Damian Lewis...oh yes!
Daniel Craig - in those blue swim shorts

umami you have fantastic taste in men!

Why thank you! Though I'd have Toby Stephens whatever he came dressed in

Good point!

Misha Collins
Kiefer Sutherland
Anthony Michael Hall (in his Deadzone days)

Stephen Mangan DOES NOT HAVE THE FACE OF THE SHREK DONKEY.
Total hornbeast. He oooooozes sex from every pore.
Marvellous...(fans self).

He does a little bit lipstick <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09b/Mangan230908_450x381.jpg&imgrefurl=www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/320046-stephen-mangans-break-from-the-norm&h=381&w=450&sz=26&tbnid=P5r1T6YRtejYLM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=127&prev=/search%3Fq%3DStephen%2BMangan%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Stephen+Mangan&usg=__Kzh80Jjp2_T88szXJkghdD45qqs=&sa=X&ei=adcETunmI8u2hAfQtJHDDQ&ved=0CEAQ9QEwCA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here and <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.starstore.com/acatalog/Shrek_2_Donkey_poster.jpg&imgrefurl=www.starstore.com/acatalog/Starstore_Catalogue_SHREK_2_POSTERS__SHREK_2_POSTER_3147.html&h=337&w=240&sz=18&tbnid=4UWudQA4ZlUoXM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=85&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dshrek%2Bdonkey%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=shrek+donkey&hl=en&usg=__XxtILz6CM05rZwFU9uxRAg8JhfI=&sa=X&ei=otcETtjDC8enhAfRsO3FDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQ9QEwAw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here

Ooooh I A'INT HAVIN' IT (musters up deepest estuary offering).
However many thanks for the vision of complete beauty that is Stephen Mangan with a beard. It is now to be my screen saver.
Shrek donket indeed. Tsk.

arf- anniegetyourgun and lipstickgal - I take it you have never seen Green Wing? One of the put downs for Mangan's character was that he really looked like Donkey from Shrek (we reckon the cast ad libbed it because the resemblance is so strong )