To think that anyone who says Simples

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should be banished to a far off space colony?

Yy to simples. Can't stand the meercats either.

I quite like

Mixedclassbaby, agreed on all counts.
I even started a thread about the word twunts - and nobody actually explained why it was a better word than cunt or twat. Both mean the same thing so why mix the two words? They're perfectly good words on their own.

YANBU hate hate hate it when people say and there always fucking grownups! a child i would let away with it but not a full grown adult.

YANBU. It's awful.

By the way, what does yy mean?? Yes yes?

Yes Saga...they take a picture of their takeaway/burge/gourmet meal/bag of chips/fried egg/ cornflakes and put "Cornflakes! Nom-Nom"

These people have a camera recordingther entire life. I may do a poo, photograph it and stick it on my FB status....

"Had a poo, here it is"

I would get a lot of "likes" I imagine.

my ds2 (3) does a good simples

YABU. That's too good for them. Slow and painful death as a lesson to the others is the only way to go.

I dumped a boyfriend once for saying "etty-quetty" in the style of Baldrick from Blackadder but my standards are much harsher now.

what does yy mean?? Yes yes?

As if once isn't sufficient to confirm acceptance.

I consider it a "text speak" level of abbreviation.

Veers off into verbose mode to annoy those who cannot handle whole sentences :)

chillax ( aaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh hope to never hear/read that again!)

Heard douchbag on here the other day made me giggle

DH said chillax the other week NG, I nearly had divorce papers drawn up!

YANBU hate meerkat speak and also 'confused.com', I admit to saying wtf, iyswim and yabu/yanbu out loud in real life though.

mumbling there is actually some kind of poo rating website, DH told me about it, apparently his old assistant manager got an 'outstanding', vom.

[notso] Noooooooooooooooooooooo! blech!

also 'confused.com' - just me or is the name repeated twice at the end for some daft marketing reason?