To think that anyone who says Simples

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should be banished to a far off space colony?

and i turned around and said to him

really??

YANBU X A GAZILLION.

End of. Now I'm BU.

YANBU! I would go with CBear6's suggestion followed by banishment into space, however neither punishment is enough for the advertising arseholes who came up with the campaign in the first place.

And I really, literally was like......normally followed by something you can't 'literally' do; literally throwing my guts up, literally scared to death, literally an arsebag who doesn't speak properly. Oh wait.

It appears a lot in comments sections in newspapers. Not good.

Yanbu. Fucking twunts.

Know what I would actually pay to see?

A no-holds-barred fight to the death between the meerkat and Mr Go-Compare.

on the meerkat front I see there are now solar powered lights in the form of meerkats !

love the thread, should be moved to Pedants Corner :)

Twunts - thats a word I cant bear. SO smug sounding.

I quite like twunts.

It fills a void.

but twat and cunt mean exactly the same thing - where's the void? :)

"like...."

them too

"twat and cunt mean exactly the same thing" in some circles...

in others, twat is closer to twit, a rather mild insult (and the meaning assumed when DC said it on radio sometime last year).

So I'm like...
And he turns round and he's like..
So I'm like....

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH I hate it! And they sound sooooo stupid; lowers their IQ 20 points.

They should be fired to the bottom of the sea along with people who say "Nom Nom"

ESPECIALLY if they post a picture of their DINNER on FB and write effing NOM NOM beside it!

Where are all these people who say simples? I never hear them.

Ackshuly... I said it today ..having just explained some confusing ideas about functions to my A level maths class. Usually raises a smile or groan of protest, but they were all rather tired and concentrating too hard...

I know it gets on my teeth and the FB speak as well e.g nothin, wot, playin,

'Laters'
As in - see you later. :(:(

I admit I use it but only to explain something to the simple ones

'ESPECIALLY if they post a picture of their DINNER on FB and write effing NOM NOM beside it!'

Good god people actually do that?? All that techonolgy invented to communicate and someone uses it by posting a picture of their tea

Once again I am so happy never to have anything whatsoever to do with Twitter/FaceBook.

I also hate Nom Nom! One of my friends writes (and says) it loads and I really need to let her know it makes her sound like a silly twunt (which on a scale of swear word shock value nicely fits between cunt and twat!)

Also hate twunt. As well as blardy, un-MNetty hugs, dons hard hat, gets popcorn, and gavel.

chillax