to think certain members of MN have disappeared up their own arse

[mdowdall]

...with their smart arse, 'in the know' conversations. You know who you are. Douchebags.

[Pumpernickel10]

Do tell mrsdonkey

[RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles]

Qué??????

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

'Someone', (ME), might be getting an early birthday delivery tomorrow. (B.day is Weds.)

He is lovely. A baby cockatiel.

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Rock !

Think that is the first time I have silenced you !

[Crosshair]

Congrats and happy early birthday.

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Git of a DH says 3 cats = enough
2 dogs = enough
1 hamster = enough

So I say, old chippie cage = cockatiel.

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Thank you, Cross

Don't usually make a big deal of my b.day but am beginning to realise they are going to start becoming fewer and fewer. So might as well enjoy one !

[Pumpernickel10]

Congrats and happy birthday :)

[Pumpernickel10]

I want pics of the new arrival

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

OOh, not yet.....want allbody to say it on Weds.

(Not well-known enough for someone to do me a "Happy Birthday mrsdb" thread).

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

If he comes, and I work out how to put them on here, I'll do it !

[RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles]

I think you may be right.

Do they talk? I saw some parrot like birds today when I had the misfortune to drive through Fuengirola. I nearly crashed the car. There were fucking hundreds of them just there. In the trees. All the way down the road from one end to the other. I am half tempted to leave my house earlier than I need to tomorrow and take some pictures on the way to the airport.

But then again it does mean getting up at 7am. Which. Is. Not. On.

[HellAtWork]

Alcohol rub? Ouch.

I think I'm going to err on the side of caution and just go top to toe anorak with a huge flashlight and a flask of tea [no flask emoticon] and some - treat it like I would a day's potholing, if I'd ever been potholing that is.

[Crosshair]

My mum has a parrot and dogs, the parrot barks alot.

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

I think they can learn a few words, but no guarantees. I think they can learn to sing, and whistle a tune they recognise, and mimic certain noises ie, the phone.

DH doesn't realise is going to be MUCH worse than a puppy or another cat.

he he he !

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Have a safe journey, Rock

[AnyFuleKno]

Just like school again isn't mdowdall. They didn't like you there either, I'm hazarding a guess. Was it the briefcase?

Just because the pretty girls rejected you at school, it doesn't mean you need to be afraid of women. Yes they can be tricksy, with their correct spelling and their unsightly body hair,

People are starting to think now that women can do most of the things that an average man can do, from making a crisp photocopy to drinking in the saloon bars of a public house. Sometimes women make jokes. Yes, these might just be about their offspring or a nice picture of a kitten that they saw. In general it's best to nod along. It helps avoid you looking an utter cunt.

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

[RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles]

Anyway, will extract myself from which ever arse I am up , as really must get to sleep. Past midnight AGAIN. Damn MN.

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Night, night, Gawgus !

Love you XXmwahXX

[RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles]

[rumpleteaser]

mrsdonkey hope you have a lovely birthday!

[mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA]

Shhhhh ! Save it for Weds !

[Pumpernickel10]

I'll start you one donkey that's if I can crawl out of my ass that it, it's so dark in here

[LDNmummy]

mdowdal I don't think we have ever agreed on anything before until now. It's all playground politics and I'm too grown up for that.