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to think certain members of MN have disappeared up their own arse

125 replies

mdowdall · 20/06/2011 22:34

...with their smart arse, 'in the know' conversations. You know who you are. Douchebags.

OP posts:
fearnelinen · 20/06/2011 23:08

You know when you hear on the news about some hideous tragedy where someone has just lost it...don't you always hear about some rant just before...isn't douchebag nearly always the insult used after the 'everyone's against me' diatribe?
Just sayin' like.

Crosshair · 20/06/2011 23:09

Im waiting for the thread complaining about this thread.

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 20/06/2011 23:10

That must be why I only see certain posters at certain times of day.

Or are they all up each other's arses ? Grin

Pumpernickel10 · 20/06/2011 23:11

Flounces off to start new thread about being called a douchebag and be sooooooo offended

Pumpernickel10 · 20/06/2011 23:11

Evening mrsdonkey

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 20/06/2011 23:11

Are you up mine then MrsDB or am I up yours? Grin

Pumpernickel10 · 20/06/2011 23:12

WTF is a douchbag anyway? And no one dare point at me

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 20/06/2011 23:12

Evening pumper.

Oh, Rock I think we must take it in turns. Grin

BoysAreLikeDogs · 20/06/2011 23:13

EmmeryBored that is a FABULOUS username and I'm kicking myself that I didn't think of it for myself

Envy
Pumpernickel10 · 20/06/2011 23:13

I've a clean ass tonight so feel free to crawl up there folks

Crosshair · 20/06/2011 23:14

Pervert.

tethersend · 20/06/2011 23:14

Can we ALL please take a ticket and SIT DOWN QUIETLY?

There just aren't enough arses to go round.

Pumpernickel10 · 20/06/2011 23:14

Pervert is good though

MrsDouchebag · 20/06/2011 23:15

Just because I like enclosed spaces! Butt out OP!

Crosshair · 20/06/2011 23:16

Douchebag!

MrsDouchebag · 20/06/2011 23:16

You called?

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 20/06/2011 23:16

No-one's using mine.

Hurts too much from all the bumsex orgys. Grin

LolaRennt · 20/06/2011 23:16

DOuchebag = bag of fanny liquid to be inserted with a nozzle.

MrsDouchebag · 20/06/2011 23:17

Not on a Tuesday Shock???

CoffeeDodger · 20/06/2011 23:17

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MrsDouchebag · 20/06/2011 23:17
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 20/06/2011 23:18

MrsDB you are such a tart. Grin Wink

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 20/06/2011 23:18

Anyday is good for a bit of ARRRRSSSSSEEEEE.

MrsDouchebag · 20/06/2011 23:18

I like to talk out of mine Coffee.

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 20/06/2011 23:18

Rock

I may have a new babby tomorrow so am being silly just one last time.

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