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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask if anyone has had any paranormal encounters/experiences

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HowlingBitch · 17/06/2011 20:46

Or do we all need another Wine? I just find it all fascinating.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:14

(sneaks out for a fag before being judged for fancying cartoon boys)

HowlingBitch · 18/06/2011 01:17

Men with pointy teeth, and stop, no more, you'll just upset me. Mother's right here, Mother will protect you. la de da da da...

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kangers · 18/06/2011 01:17

Love tangled- love Flynn's 'smoulder' and witch mother character.

kangers · 18/06/2011 01:20

OH yeah- love that song- all round good disney film. Unlike ice pick murdering mess up I am watching now....

HowlingBitch · 18/06/2011 01:20

I once fancied a ken doll but only when my best friend did his voice..... She either had a really sexy ken voice or I need therapy.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:22

my sister insists that I fancied Simba (YES the lion from the lion king). Im sure I didn't...

HowlingBitch · 18/06/2011 01:22

Now that's scary :o

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:23

(whispers - Ken has no penis Shock)

kangers · 18/06/2011 01:23

never had a ken but I guess you were under 8. Its Ok. No therapy required.

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:24

WHAT! What is scary? Simba? Well he had the big eyes and the manly mane...y'know...[squirming uncomfortably emoticon]

HowlingBitch · 18/06/2011 01:24

You're sure? I can see what she is getting at when he is a big lion. Rain dripping down his mane as he walks up that rock and roars. Hrm

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:25

I think I had Paul. Wasn't he Sindy's boyfriend? I married a Paul Hmm

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:26

(a real live one not a Sindy one, was it Sindy or Cindy?)

junecarter · 18/06/2011 01:26

supposed to have gone to bed but....

maybe your Ken doll was ;'...... haunted......

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:26

His dad was nice but wasn't he also the voice of darth vadar! Crikey this is becoming surreal.

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:27

Grin junecarter - if he had been haunted I would have at least insisted he had a penis!

kangers · 18/06/2011 01:29

TMDIH that is sick and wrong- a haunting KEN DOLL with a penis (mattel would not allow it). And if he was facing the wall you know what that would make him- what we have always suspected anyway...

HowlingBitch · 18/06/2011 01:29

Paul..Yum This was the ken (Blaine apparently) doll

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kangers · 18/06/2011 01:30

OMG Paul is freakishly like a pimp.

kangers · 18/06/2011 01:31

And Blaine is a rent boy

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:31

HAHA!!!!!!! Grin

He may face the wall but we will always be a penisless (not to be confused with penniless) plastic scrubber.

junecarter · 18/06/2011 01:31

my god, hauntings and ouija to possessed plastic penises ...only on mumsnet :)

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:32

OMG kangers, you knew my ex husband paul too?! [slaps self]

HowlingBitch · 18/06/2011 01:32
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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/06/2011 01:33

i blame kangers...and...um...junecarter for the distinct lack of intellect this thread has descended to. I am innocent officer, yessir, innocent...backing away...quietly...kangers officer and that june character, yessir....