AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

[Pumpernickel10]

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

trin, get some moisturiser
your skin is grey, thick & wrinkly

SPB your chest hair is now meeting your minge hair.

Epilate.

and as for the breastfeeding, urgh you weird hippy
once they're old enough to ask for it they're too old, i always say

you can't get on the floor and do -

says oops upside your head...

well YOUR skin looks like bad lard.

bloody hell

Better go wash up...

Your Mum.

Your nan.

your gran and your Mum.

Eggy you have gone off

You've made me want eggs and dippy soldiers

bout time Animation. eau de fish or what.

"eau de fish"

Tea snort. Cheers.

Bupcakes is a chav and has a 69" flat screen tv.

Her pimp told me.

yeah he only pimps here out - lights off

My pimp said that he wouldn't employ TFMDV since she has a face that could break a bank vault.

*her

I just came back to apologise because I am such a nice person and couldnt live with myself.

But I have changed my mind now
Bring it on

is that so, fucking hell can I borrow her got a job on

rich I tell ya rich

yeah botox does give you that kinda look

SlobbyBob smells like cabbages that have been sauted in cheap balsamic.

at least the smell is sweeter than your farts

TattyDevine is called that because she looks like the famous transvestite 'Divine', but really tatty

good point- you could be in panto together as ugly sisters