I know I'm a pernickity pest, but purlease for the love of nipple tassles....................

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Will you capitalise your friffing names.

It is good and proper and correct and right and eyepleasing.

I know I've nagged prebiously, but there's been an influx of newbies and I think it bears trepeating.

Seriously, it matters.

do I get cheese if I change it? I'm not sure I want cheese, is there chocolate on offer?

-. - ..- -... ..- -. -.-. .... - ..-. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. . -.-. ..- -. - ... ... .. .-.. . -. ..-. .- -.-. .

cheese magazines filed in bedroom under Capital Letters Monthly.
morse code for cheese too boring to work out.
Naval flags might work, though. 'Norks expects every DH to do his duty'

..-. ..- -.-. -.- -. - ..- .... ..- -. ...

AgentZz please can you translate that into naval flags, because that is the code book I have out at the moment. naval flags don't seem to recognise capital letters, Chaos ...any advice?

at swearing in morse code

how do you know i was swearing i may have been being naice.

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

Cervix' code breaking has moved on.
Am now sending messages to DH in enigma codes. He does the Daily Torygraph crossword, so he should be able to work out 'sounds like your DW needs a dairy product' cryptic enough?

Still no capitals though. Sorry Chaos

i am a life member of the NT. it makes me smirk every time i see my car sticker.

Here y'are norks

We want you
We want you
We want you as a new recruit

theTruss bit not the smug middle class bit.

I will compliment you on your slightly anarchical twist on a National Institution if, and only if, you assure me it is marginally sexual too.

[stern]

Runs in throws granade and shouts MN royalty in a posh voice and flounces off waiting for explosion. If can't join no one can.

AZz you are VERY norty.
I think I love you.

STill no cheese though.
Capitals have STArtEd to run amOK

Time for bidey bo's

Can I be her Maj? I like her crown.

..and notning to do with LynnFuckingTruss

Only people with cunt in their username are worthy of bring royality

Would you like me to make you a Cervicular Crown AYC?
I haz the skillz

Nope, a meteor or comet flows into it's tail. A capital would spoil the image.

This thread is fab. Hope I can continue to add to to it tomorrrow. Night all

'how do you know i was swearing'

Pay up or I'll spread it around AIBU that you called us all 'huns'

I'm afraid, and I mean this in the nicest possible way norks, I couldn't love anyone who spent so much time on MN.

Which is why I don't like myself.

It's not you it's me.

You're really nice and we can still be friends.

Plenty more crisp packets in the sea...