I know I'm a pernickity pest, but purlease for the love of nipple tassles....................

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Will you capitalise your friffing names.

It is good and proper and correct and right and eyepleasing.

I know I've nagged prebiously, but there's been an influx of newbies and I think it bears trepeating.

Seriously, it matters.

Eh? what?

[ear trumpet emoticon]

Ah thanks Chaos :o

(goes happily to bed polishing star)

when i get a key board with a shift key that works every single time then i will think about it. have got extremely fed up trying to get the damn thing to work...

I did this last time you asked - can I get a medal now?

Chaos can you give me one too?
As mentioned, I am in bed with no DH, and no cheese, so getting a bit antsy

Both Norks. tuck a note under the cat/dog's collar too.

I'm hormonal, tired and full of cold. Tonight I yield to no one. Try me in a few days.

I need to go to bed but chaos (small c) baiting is fun

Ta Norks

(mmm rum)

Text is definitely the loving way to order ask politely for cheese

Nobody ever gives me one.

Give me one what, though, exactly.
May have had too much rum.
Please can you boringify this thread now so I can go to sleep?

Snoozy Norks

I know exactly what you mean blackeyed, those shift keys are happy to just sit around on benefits watching jeremy kyle, end of the world is nigh I fear.

Sooooooooooooooooooo how do you change it?

Reindeer you are truly an A* student. well done.

Sorry Chaos {in bold black lettering} I thought you were referring to me. Ignore, a faux par on my part

i am dangling a string out of the window with a picture of cheese on it. It should be reaching the sitting room window about now. Do you think he will notice.

Might need a cracker as well

Ach ReindeerB, I have you on a proper list.

I do, I really do.

faux pas even!

p there ^^^ amber under mymumsnet or something.

Cervix shall we share one if someone gives it to us?

I was refereeing to you Bridge, you big doily.

...and some cheese too?

hungry Norks

Nope not a chance I like it just the way it is thanks