to think that people with swearwords in their names need to grow up a bit

[washingmachinefiend]

I havent been on mn for a while and came back the other day to post something and was a little shocked by the amount of people posting with names that contained swearwords....particularly the c**t one

please tell me I havent turned into an old prude since the last time I was here.

I can't hear the phrase Lovemaking withouth hearing a Barry White soundtrack in my head and it just makes me giggle! It's a shag or a fuck... call it what it is!

And bupcakes, that sounds soooo classy must try that one weekend...

Yes, Peanut. Lurrrve making is from eighties films, with soft-focus/big haired ladies in silky, short bathrobes. "Make love to me, John. Right here, on the bonnet of your Ferrari...."

I once went to a Young Christian summer camp (as a teenager, I am neither now) in Barry White's tour bus. I am certain I am the only one who thought it funny.
It had a mahoosive bed, as you'd expect.

OH God - I'm going to have "sexual healing" on the brain for the rest of the day now!

I've come over all sentimental about the subtle flirting that goes on chez cunting between Buppy and her stallion.

I think that represents the thread better

I thought that was Marvin Gaye?

dont need sexual healing, thats what porns for and why man invented the internet, a sometimes the quicker the better!!!

aka 'jods' tis easier x

Shagging, look! What's

I have never taken it up the Bum; and I've never been called Hun.

I just named changed because I felt bad and naughty.

reallyshouldnotwear - say wha now? You've lost me

OK, takeitupthebum, we believe you, HUN!

erm.......................I like the DH at arms length, thats why packs of three were invented, birthdays, WA and Christmas

Argh - damn youtube block at cunting office.

I'd need some bloody sexual healing if I had taken it up the bum. DP would never get near me again

I think either reallyshouldnotwearjods or I has been drinking.

I do hope it's me.

"I've come over all sentimental about the subtle flirting that goes on chez cunting between Buppy and her stallion"

Right. I can't believe I am telling people on the internets this but...

DH and I have a sense of humour about fucking lurve making. We sometimes do something funny as a pre-cursor to sex, none of that seductive, doe-eyed nonsense for us. However, a couple of weeks ago, DH hit a low point and I haven't recovered from it. He really crossed the line with this one and I have TOTALLY lost my libido because of it.

I was in bed, DH had been pottering in the bathroom for some time. THEN, he bursts into the bedroom, hair slicked down into a side-parting a la Tom Cruise in Top Gun. And he stands at the end of the bed, points at me, legs astride in his pants, and says in this weird american accent "Do YOU wanna take a ride into the DANGER ZONE" then he starts singing kenny Loggins "Highway to the Danger Zone" from Top Gun.

Needless to say, lights went off. No lurve making happened. :(

Oh God - I just burst out laughing in my very beige office (where Bugger is considered bad language....) Is it any wonder I feel the need to litter my MN posts with Obscenities?!?

Oh yes, I'll Make Love to You by Boys II Men has been sung in our bedroom on occasion

Anyfucker - your name was funny for a week - but years later it's just boring. - I'm sorry if that upsets you.

bupcakes - I sympathise. We also have a sense of humour about it and there have been times where it's totally killed the mood. Never a dull lurvemaking session chez shagging though!!

Oh, bupcakes I was just about to post saying that I was going to try out your non-verbal techniques.

But, if that is the sort of behaviour it leads to, I'll think again.

Bupcakes, that isn't even funny. Tom Cruise is a form of contraceptive in my house.

Have you considered therapy? Or revenge-role-play? Insisting he take you from behind in front of a mirror when you're dressed as Mrs Overall? With tray?