so who is your least favourite MNer in the world ever?

[FigureOfEightSpooning]

As predicted.

getabloodygrip makes me .

I hate cats. This due to traumatic experience of trying to rescue injured screaming frog from next doors'

SpringHeeledJack - Wow. That is harsh. I can't even imagine what a screaming frog would sound like...

I rescued a large and shocked frog after having its back legs completely squashed by a car running over them. Needless to say, poor froggy didn't make it. :(

it's a bloodcurdling unearthly shriek

I hope you never have to hear it, PFJ

brrrrrrrr

I hate the sound of foxes fighting. It sounds like the hounds of hell on a cage fighting holiday armed with chainsaws. Not unlike the sound of MN trolls on a night out. Apparently. So they tell me. Cough.

I live in a road where the foxes have orgies. Loud screaming HARUU HARUUU orgies.

I'm watching you now, dog hatas... be afraid, be very afraid...

I thought the OP deeply offended by horse shit in the road was a bit of an eedjit, and the one who thought I was a fool for 'never really noticing horse shit' well, I am sorry i just fucking don't watch the floor of the road when I am walking!!!

"HARUU HARUU orgies"

That just made me LOL so hard that something GROSS happened to my person.

Surely Not!!

If I heard noises like that I would assume the neighbours were having another one of their suspicious 'car key' parties and rush straight over there to join in call the police immediately.

I love kittens. And I know that makes me sound like I should be a presenter on Blue Peter, but my kitties are just so damn funny! Where they used to be uber-tiny and cute, they are now uber-fluffy and funny!

As I type, Meow is hidden in the yoga mat I used to block off the gap under the wooden unit and keeps popping a white foot out of the end, and Ginger is asleep in the roly-poly crinkly tube.

B to the L to the ESS.

I love the Pythons;
I did think I loved dogs till I dog-sat for a week and realised they ain't my kind of pet. but I wouldnt want them all to have invasive bowel surgeries, that's just fucked up.

cornsilk - everytime I see your name I wonder if your hair is really silky?

pinotgrigio - d'you prefer the white or the blush versions?

ThePFJ - you know when the foxes outside are making a noise and it sounds like they're fighting? They're not fighting. They are making sweet hot dingo love.

But... but... my Mummy and Daddy used to fight in bed every night.. they told me so... THEY TOLD ME SO!!!!!! >.<

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(is violently sick)

Fox fucking? What do you people do to a thread to go so off tangent?

I hope mummy and daddy weren't as noisy as the foxes in my street. I walked in on my mum riding my dad like seabiscuit when I was about 6.

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

Show me Show me Fox Fucking!

Say 'fox fucking' to your toy today.

(sorry - I just can't help myself)

Thanks for asking I partake merrily in both varieties but if I had a gun to my head, I'd err on the blush side.

WANT SOME.

...hmm the vino thirst is upon me too. been on the superinjunction thread, he's been named in the sunday herald already.

what a fox fucker.

Ah, chickens, i thought you meant you didn't understand the jokes, and I was thinking - their jokes are pitched at 12 year olds, what's not to understand? But I don't necessarily disagree with you.

ShirleyKnot - I have donated to help you along with your with your cancer run. Good Luck xxx

I hate the feckin lot of you (except you, X)

cunts

Who is that bloody lawyer woman who thinks that everyone should work harder and earn loads of money or starve to death? Does not consider that some people may feel that caring for children/relatives etc more important than paid work, others may be ill or disabled, some may not want to trash their first marriage to get on in life etc.

She is like Attila the Hun in a business suit but I can't remember her damn name....

leave her alone

she is a warrior princess

Thank You the PFJ you absolute twinkly little angel of wonderfulness.

I shall be forever lovely to you even if you go on a thread and call me a cunt.

xxxxx