To get totally put off dinner because DH thinks it's ok to fart whilst I am cooking?

[MumblingRagDoll]

I hae spent 2 hours prepping dinner and cooking it...it's 2 mins from being ready and he...knoiwng how digusting I fnd it....farted in the kitchen with all the food half on plates and sitting in dishes.

I know I may seem full on but I have OCD andhe KNOWS that this is a trigger for me. It stinks of shit in the room where I was laying out food.

AIBU to just sit here now and leave him and FIL and the kids to sort thrmselves out?

Bluddy, you are on form this week

op, yanbu IMO. I don't mind a good ol fart, but not at the dinner table whilst food is being served. Rude and unnecessary, a blatant disregard for others.

Imagine being asked to 'do a little fart' in front of someone so they could build up tolerance

Only if you stand on the table and shout "brace yourself"

at least you'd get some warning then tethersend, stealth farting is waaaay worse

I had heard that Mona Lisa favoured the stealth fart... That's why she has that smug look in her p[ainting

Has one of you farted? I can sense it!

Pull my finger.

[faints]

OMG that would drive me absolutely bonkers! dinner would have been on the floor! I'm so anal about stuff like that.

"anal"?

Really?

Butt out, Tethers

yeah tethers, you're talking guff

I'm determined to get to the bottom of this, DontCallMePeanut

This is alll getting a bit shitty :(

Don't worry Peanut, it's just a load of hot air...

Err...not Peanut, I mean...er...

you can call me peanut, it's just from a song...

Although, for gods sake, DON'T call me sweetcorn... not in this thread, anyway...