to ask you to help me compile a list of impossibilities?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Along the lines of:

smile during a smear.

keep your eyes open when sneezing.

smudge a tattoo.

nail jelly to the ceiling.

Thanks.

I could smile during a smear, if I really wanted to.

It's unblikely but not impossible.

Remember to look in the mirror before I go into work and say hello to everyone then realise I've got toothpaste on my face and look like I've been licking Tip-pex ( or any other brand of correction fluid)
BTW Betty I love Polish a Turd!