to mention that it's Wednesday?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Have you achieved everything that you had wanted to by now?

You know, if you're just sitting there procrastinating, you're not just letting me down? You're letting yourself down. And, possibly, you're letting MN down.

Are you on schedule?

Are you?

Are you really?

[dubious]

All I have done is taken kids too school, done a load of washing, hung it on the line, washed up and thats about it. I really piss myself off sometimes at my laziness

Have planned to de-clutter this week and do the garden as DH is going to the tip on saturday. Have I even started yet? have I heck. New sofa coming friday and haven't even begun to sort the living room out yet ffs. I'm such a twat sometimes lol

(this basically means that she's now run out of money, and can no longer afford to live in her care home. God knows what will happen now!)

It's all folded. It cannot be put away yet. I will succeed though, I promise. I'm well prepared with rope, climbing harnesses, a packed lunch and a walkie talkie should I get lost and need to call for help.

washing up done / kitchen clean for lunch and washing on.

I've done a few things today..

The whole school run thing
Gone to a local market and had a browse
Manshape
Lunch

About togo and do some shopping.

I have done loads today!

Having done hardly anything since my Marathon 2 and a bit weeks ago, it's about time I got off my bum

So far have:
Hoovered
Cleaned bathroom and downstairs loo
Baked biscuits
Baked Flapjacks
Made crunchy oaty stuff for yoghurts
Made pasta salad
Loaded and emptied dishwasher
Washed and hung out 2 loads

I shall now spend the afternoon polishing my halo and eating biscuits

got up at 5 this morning with the intention of being busy and being useful and being supermum.

Think I did one job then went on the internet. Am at work now, still being useless. Will attempt to cook brilliant meal tonight although quite likely to end up being something from M&S the way this day is going
may the 4th be with you.....

deemented what on earth is Manshape?

I read it as in she had shagged her DH/dp but I probably completely wrong lol

i'm back bill paid. DDs phone is very broken so will have to brace myself to tell her when she gets home.

bastard waitrose doesn't sell pot noodle so i have nothing for lunch.

i Have To Sort Out Work Stuff but can't be arsed so will maybe do that tomrrow.

I have achieved almost nothing today. Dishwasher done and kitchen cleaned. Just had lunch with DS. Have managed to dress my bottom half but top half is still determined to stay in dressing gown.

Have got quite bad tummy ache though and am 27 weeks pg (1 week before I went into prem labour with DS1) so am using it as an excuse to do bugger all!

Manshape is my bloke

Not really on schedule. In my defence I'm ill AND jetlagged, so, don't expect too much out of me right now.

I made it to work and i've read some stuff. And responded to some emails. and made a list. Progress!

Chaos - you missed me with that whip of yours as I was off being busy!

Dishwasher emptied
Washing hung out
Basket of assorted clothes, books and crap from UK trip sorted and put away
Box of my summer clothes from last year sorted into put away as is pile, ironing pile and charity bag

Still to do today:

shower
parent-teacher meeting after school
decide whether to do macaroni cheese or carbonara for DS and I for dinner
help DS pack
Get DS to help me decide what he wants to do with some of his toys as there is a 'rummage sale' at the American school here on Saturday and i could sell some of them for him
Arrange golf lesson for DH for Saturday
Need to find receipt for golf lessons!
Chase Vet re dog's op

I have loads to do and am getting nowhere fast...

I am totally absolutely behind schedule. I'm writing off this week. Am recovering from Easter holidays.

But I have written lots of lists with subsections and priority stars to make me feel organised.

I'm on schedule - honest Miss!
Actually I've kicked ass this morning - held my own in scary meeting, actually knew what I was talking about (colleagues looked more surprised than I was ), came home, did loads of work and am now slumped for a bit before I go and help at school.

I've no excuse. It's Prevaricationville-on-Sea here.

Although I have driven dp to station, walked dog, attempted a clear out of the wardrobe, done three loads of washing, drunk 3 cups of tea and a marmalade sandwich, smoked three roll-ups and opened - but done buggerall with it - my picture editing software. This might seem like an impressive list of tasks but most of them were merely very easy avoidance tactics.

I have so much to do, but somehow find myself back on MN again.

Spent far too much of the morning preparing an English lesson for which I didn't even get a thank you (let alone any money). And I was late because my bike has broken.

To cap it all, I was looking forward to a nice quiet evening while DH is away but may have to work instead.

I've done a load of washing, stripped the beds (they were asking for it), made the beds, been into town, proof-read my Essay reading to hand in on Monday, taken my old Divan bed down the lift and had a kind man offer to put it in the lockup, as having a new one delivered tomorrow, erm, should go for a walk, trying to find the motivation.

All in all, I've done ok so far ignoring the copious amounts of revision needed for the next 3 weeks of exams

deemented - you smutty!

Still here too. Me thinks I need to get DH to disconnect the internet and stash my laptop up in the loft

ToddlerChem is in bed, napping and I have sunk into laziness. I am waiting for a friend to visit. I am eating posh Wensleydale and oatcakes, drinking tea, and watching the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice.

You are all making me look bad though. I am shocked at the amount of stuff you've all done.