Nasty nasty

[dadsgetshitaswell]

As above I could go through what happened to me but its in the past but the man bashing that goes on here is disgusting (especially people that tell other people to take all the money out of joint accounts etc) some of the comments I have seen on here are just so vicious please confine yourself to what this was designed for

Oh I thought this was a thread about the tories

I mark the household furniture by cocking my leg.
Then I pay an immigrant cleaner to clean the mess; but I don't pay Tax/Nic ('cos it's cash) and I help her to fill out tax credit/benefit forms. I tell my rich fuck off husband she costs squillions; and he pays me an allowance.
And I keep her in the cellar when she's not working; fed occasionally on fruit shoots and gregg's sausage rolls (I deduct this from her wages alongside accomodation; so now she owes me; what with parking, petrol and time)
I've met a new man (the gardener) fuck he's got no teeth but he was sturdy, toothless, grateful and short sighted.
The latter always a bonus as I've squirrelled away my "beauty allowance" for legal fees, so my bush was bigger than anything he had previously encountered; but with his calloused hands, he mistook it for my head and thought we were engaging in "that fancy soixante nuff" stuff.

I am hoping to conceive in the next month to increase the alimony pay out when I take him to the cleaners.

I will garnish his salary, pension, bank account etc etc.

OP - if you start a fight then don't moan when people answer back. what sort of response to your rude and abrupt comments did you honestly expect? : "oh yes wise man, you are of course right and we are all so silly. thanks for showing us the error of our ways" [chmm]

Yabu if you have a problem with comments then feel free to report them.

So dadsgetshitaswell exactly how much did your ex take out of your bank account?

still waiting for OP's next words of wisdom.

Is this a thread about a thread? Have been obsessed with looking at wedding threads and now feel totally out of loop.

blimey.

dadsgetshitaswell
of course, we should all stop being so silly! Im so glad a chap has finally popped in here to tell us how to use the boards properly

yes, ping. I agree. Perhaps he should flop his willy out on the table and we can all admire it.

And then he can drop his trousers and bend over so we can all hear him properly.

I get the feeling dadsgetshitaswell thinks women should be seen and not heard. Just sit in the corner and look pretty. Not like real human beings at all, with the full range of emotions and reactions that men are allowed to have. In his book. Where he probably speaks to them like children e.g. "nasty nasty". Oooohhhh!