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Royal broadcast with humour. Not Gabby Logan or Dimbleby. (they want to keep their jobs.)

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GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 16:37

I have a good imagination; so I dont have to wait until Friday. Formal occasions lack humour; because broadcasters are afraid of the top brass. I cant loose my job Here goes, the ref has blown his whistle . their off....

" Its a blustery fine day outside the Abby. The big cars are starting to arrive. Out steps David Camerooney in his frock coat. To be fair to the PM it is more like a coat than a frock......

Elton John is runnag across the frontage. He shouts to the crowd "I am
still standing.". A wag shouts back " you will be sitting next to a foreign dictator,Elton." He chuckles and gallops towards the big doors."

Who is this? Its richard Branson , hes turned up in a Smart car. Security
have a word with him.....The police are controlling the crowd with a light touch....only one tazering.

This is amazing, a pitbull type dog is trying to have a pee against a parked Daimler. Security move in at a tremendous speed. Sections of the crowd
start woof-woofing. They are clearly dog lovers. Hope the dog does not do a number 1.....

Gabby Logan and the 5-Live crowd are here in force. Gabby is wearing
a pinkish tight-fitting gown with a cloche hat. Richard Bacon is dressed informally; string tie and suede shoes....enough about them.

Rumours are flying about Kates frock. It is said to be green, and more like a dress than the Prime Ministers frock coat.

A security man approaches me. Says where are you from Sir...I reply
Mumsnet my man...he trembles and walks away. Wife and 3 kids to support. Bless him.

An enormous car arrives....Ed Miliband pops out. Stroking his nose tenderly. Some in the crowd smile and wave. Ed waves back...and disappears. (MI5, I suppose.)

Its starting to rain just a shower. William Winsor pops out and shouts "Chaps and chappesses we are suspending the event until the shower passes."

I reach for my flask pleased of the break. No sweat , its only a shower...
Normals service will be resumed

Gabby Lagoon Mumsnet poster breaking for vittles

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VajazzHands · 27/04/2011 16:38



GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 16:51

Vaj is on a roll. He needs FOCUS and Motivation....and in 5 years he will have a masters degree in one word articles.

Sorry about the double post. The computer is in charge. Doing its own thing.

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GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 17:04

Seriously Vaj is about censorship. He cant cope with opinions which are different to his own

It can be difficult. But its what democracy is supposed to be about

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Chil1234 · 27/04/2011 17:05

Gabby go and take a pill and have a lie down. You're cluttering the boards with more than your usual amount of crap today...


Finallyspring · 27/04/2011 17:18

Is GabbyLagoon Gabbyloggon ?


TethersEnd · 27/04/2011 17:19

Why the namechange, Gabby?


Chil1234 · 27/04/2011 17:23

Actually Tethers and Finally you could have a point. The post is certainly Gabby-esque but some of the sentences make more sense than normal. God forbid the eejit has a tribute act.


Finallyspring · 27/04/2011 17:23

It's similarly eccentric but no capital letters. Not sure if it is the real Gabby


TethersEnd · 27/04/2011 17:24

Was anyone banned?


GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 17:37

Its real enough , its the words that matter

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albania · 27/04/2011 17:39

How dare you make a mockery of Gabbyloggon


bubblecoral · 27/04/2011 17:42

I frigging love Gaby threads! [cgrin]


GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 17:48

Albania GabbyLoggon is taking it well . I had this solicitors letter...we negotiated minor name change,

Seriously....I congratulate Mumsnet for allowing. such a long post.

Take it to my local paper, they would read it, laugh like drains and say sorry. but it would upset too many influencial people. Sorry to say there is a great deal of behind the scenes influence. (Andy Marr would print

come on I want names on the injunctions. If its leagal

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Chil1234 · 27/04/2011 17:50

Oh god, it really is you. Making no sense as ever, borderline illiterate, and yet stubbornly thinking you have some kind of talent for writing. (yawn)


GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 17:51

chil is still a Tory . same old tory how sad

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GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 17:52

Same old Camerooney tory chil escape

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GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 17:53

Is chil still a Tory party political broadcast?

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GabbyLagoon · 27/04/2011 18:08

Seriously. I dont mind Tories having their say. Most of them are rich enough to buy space in papers etc.

But I do mind if the Cameron-led government are attacking poor people with their policies.

And leaving bankers to get on with money grabbing.

Not to mention the failure to come to terms with tax avoidance/ evasion by the rich

Camerooney has NOT even tried to be fair . why should he? He comes from a party who accepted 11 million quid from the city.......and his apologists on mumsnet wont even say sorry for the damage the govt are doing..

chil1234 should have "I backed the Tories" inscribed on both buttocks.

I hope I have made myself clear. Little point in continuing with posters who always support the rich .....seem to have no compassion at all (ecept for millionaire cabinet ministers) Do stop wasting good writing time

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catchmeifyoucan · 27/04/2011 18:12

You really are shot away to buggery aren't you OP? I'm mortified for you - you are making a public twat-end of yourself and it's not pretty viewing.


GabbyLagoon · 28/04/2011 11:08


Vulgarity does not match real debate, Catch. are you a Tory activist; or even a mate of no-manners Camerooney? His face twisted and contorted has he told his now famous joke yesterday He could have said "sorry if I offended anyone" and killed the story which is now haunting him mildly

Do you have a REAL name Catch which you would bravely now make pubic. thanks. yours till you drop the Toryesque abuse

Incidentally I have one thing in common with Daves mate Michael Winner. We both have prostrate cancer.

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nortine · 28/04/2011 11:10

How much weed have you smoked this morning Gabby? Even for you this thread is beyond ridiculous


GabbyLagoon · 28/04/2011 11:15

NORTINE you tell libellous lies about me. Please withdraw straight away. Be brave; even if you are a Tory activist. Or a royal flunkey....or just a hiding rude boy.

It occurs to me you might just be a Gabby Logan twitterer.

Anyway put your real name on your next libellous post. Be brave.

then we will see if you are worth actioning

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GabbyLagoon · 28/04/2011 11:32


Its sad how people like you hide away; when the obvious lie you have told is pointed out. Get brave. Sign the offending post thanks

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GabbyLagoon · 28/04/2011 11:40

Now the "shower" is over I can go on with funny wedding report.

(One regional paper did ring me about it last night)

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DontCallMePeanut · 28/04/2011 11:43

I think someone may be a bit deluded here...

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