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to think that Imogen from BB?

139 replies

georgie22 · 27/04/2011 13:51

Just seen the news coverage of Imogen on This Morning. I know she was upset but she looked older than her 28 years. I always thought she was attractive when she was on BB but she appears to have ruined what she was given naturally.

OP posts:
RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:08

Dylon Pigs ?

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:10

Nylon Twigs Grin

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:12

Pylon Rigs

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:16

MY INJUNCTIONS

Highblond Wigs has to move to Arbroath and run baby sign classes

Lewd Florrie has to make bags for Debenhams

Hegemony Blarkbum is sealed inside a giant cannonball and fired at the centre of the sun

and nobody, anywhere, is allowed to have sex with any of them, ever again.

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:19

Oh and let's not forget Brewing McTrevor. He will be kept inside a secure facility until he is fluent in Hungarian, Hindi, and Cornish. And then set free on Bodmin to be hunted by dogs over a sunny Bank Holiday weekend.

RancerDoo · 27/04/2011 20:23

[cgrin] Shit. Don't mess with shoutyhamster.

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:24

< packs pulling knickers away >

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:27

Feel the wrath of my pitiless injunction list Grin

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:28

< deflates inflatable tits >

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:29

< hides fuck-me shoes >

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:32

Your plans for the long summer evenings appear somewhat thwarted RF!

I am sorry...

...perhaps a short course in Cornish, or Hindi, might fill the gap??

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:38

noooooooo

anyfink but that

how about I just target Z-listers like Noel Edmonds ?

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:45

Yes - hang on let me check. No, he is not on my injunction list at the moment.

He should be available for a good while yet.

Knock yourself out Grin

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 20:49

< sprays Poison perfume liberally, dons clear plastic 6-inch heels and sets off for Noel's House Party >

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:58

Let me know once you have done the evil deed, RF.

I believe Noel is MARRIED and therefore once he has done the naughties, can be added to my list and assigned an Injunctory Fate.

I will send you a form to fill in.

ShoutyHamster · 27/04/2011 20:59

And then we can all start discussing Raoul Threadbums!

RobF · 27/04/2011 21:06

It is nearly impossible for famous men who have attractive women throwing themselves at them not to give in to temptation. It's just human nature I'm afraid. Women who marry famous men should just accept this, or not marry them.

ohmyfucksy · 27/04/2011 21:13

I don't really understand why they need injunctions. No one cares THAT much, shagging around never damaged anyone's career (except John Profumo's maybe) and they will probably get lad points off all their macho mates for shagging girls. Plus their wives hardly ever leave them - Coleen Rooney, Tess thingy married to Vernon. What's the issue?

IfAtFirstUDontSucceed · 27/04/2011 21:40

I'm s-o-o-o-o confused now Confused

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 22:16

Rob, are you a famous man ?

fancy a legover ?

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 22:16

Noel turned me down, flat

oh, the shame

RobF · 27/04/2011 22:17

RG was likely in line for a knighthood when he retires. He does loads of charity work, community work etc. He's generally regarded as one of the nice guys in football, effectively the successor to Gary Lineker. He's never been sent off in club games (once for Wales).

It's a shame to be honest. Kids have no heroes today to look up to. It's not like the sports heroes of the past weren't likely doing exactly the same (and likely much more).

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 22:35

even Rob isn't bloody interested < grump >

I bet Wayne will have me

tallwivglasses · 27/04/2011 22:41

Shouty and RF, I don't give a shite about who's shagging who, but thanks for the laffs tonight.

RoyalFucker · 27/04/2011 22:43

glad to be of service, TWG

erm, are you up for a shag, at all ? < hopeful >