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To love my She-wee

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spiderslegs · 24/04/2011 01:54

Just got one for my birthday & can't stop pissing all over the garden - bloke style.....

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GrendelsMum · 28/04/2011 21:13

I got one for my honeymoon and didn't fancy peeing in the shower, so I practised behind my shed at home.

Most of the time it worked fine, but I did occasionally suffer from dripping issues. I must get it back out and pee everywhere again.

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MrsShanners · 28/04/2011 23:31

Love it!!! Hilarious....

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spiderslegs · 29/04/2011 00:39

Really, I now keep it in the downstairs loo, haven't had a sit-down for nearly a week.

Can't wait until it snows, I'll be writing my name with the best of 'em by then.

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OrangeBernard · 29/04/2011 01:01

My 7 year old has her own shewee and would use it everytime she wees if she could. It was very useful at the tuc march, and good when she goes on beaver hikes, she can piss in the bushes like the boys.

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unlucky67 · 29/04/2011 09:23

I've got a whizz freedom - don't feel confident using it - did use it once though on a walk in the woods - normally DD1 (10) would be shouting mums having a wee at the top of her voice and then DD2 (4) would join in...neither of them noticed!
Then I made the mistake of telling DD1 on the way home (nicely built up area) and she started shouting mum had a wee with her Whizz freedom in the woods instead Blush
I got a porta potty for the car - something to whizz into and for DD2 (always wees on her trousers if going alfresco)... first time I took her into the back seat - the 'ladies' attachment was too big for her and she weed on the car seat (yuk!) ... using it without the attachment works much better...
Must look at she wee - the long bit goes under you? Whizz freedom you push it up against you kind of the wrong way round - which is unnerving...

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ZacharyQuack · 30/04/2011 02:38

[cgrin] My snow comment was in the round-up! I'm ridiculously chuffed.

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AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 30/04/2011 02:40

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flimflammery · 30/04/2011 06:22

I looked at the website. The inventor's name is Samantha Fountain. [cgrin]

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drowninginlaundry · 30/04/2011 06:56

I have a pink one, recently used it on a ski expedition in the Arctic. Not totally leak-proof, unfortunately Blush but a million times better than freezing your bits outside.
Good idea to keep it in the car, i have been stuck in a traffic jam desperate for a wee with the only option being roadside squatting. Held it in. Just.

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NorbertDentressangle · 01/05/2011 20:06

GrendelsMum -you bought one for your honeymoon?! Please tell us more as my mind is boggling

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SybilBeddows · 01/05/2011 20:11

you know what, I need one.

today we went for a country walk and picnic. I needed a wee before our picnic and dh went behind a tree but there were all these Community Payback people mending an old watermill where we were having the picnic. So we had to walk back past the Community Payback gang to find somewhere just out of their sight, then walk back again past them to have the picnic, and it was perfectly obvious why we'd taken this bizarre detour.
and there were nettles.

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MinnieBar · 03/05/2011 14:12

Hippo (if you're still reading this thread) - used your 'hands as a seat' method today with DD1 (age 2) and it worked a treat, thank you.
So all you need is an adult to do it for you and I think that would also work for anyone... Wink

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oldraver · 03/05/2011 15:38

I've just told B/F I want a SheeWee for when we go out walking. I excitedly told him I could pee like a man

He was rather puzzled so I explained you could get an extension pipe and did a little mime demonstration.

He thought I was meaning a Speedy Weeder

I asked him what I thought I was doing with my hands near my Fanjo... his reply was "I dunno, I thought maybe you made a hole in the ground and pissed in it"

In all fairness I was on about the weeder last week

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HipposGoBeserk · 04/05/2011 07:12

Oh hooray Minnie! Glad it worked!

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roisin · 04/05/2011 07:33

I love mine too - use it when out hiking. Last year I was canoeing with dh and we landed on a tiny isolated island. I took the opportunity to go into the woodland to use my She Wee.... when I suddenly I found myself surrounded by about 20 8-10 yr-olds, who had just landed on the other side of the island with their canoes! Blush Blush

But probably better than them seeing me squatting with my pants round my ankles!

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jasmina4 · 04/09/2012 15:25

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Ifancyanewname · 04/09/2012 15:54

Oh reminds me of at V 5 years ago when I was bursting and whipped out my shewee only to get stage fright also and overheard a convo behind me of "oh look, its a ladyboy". Also my brother stood protectively close by didn't help with my flow issues....
wish I could have got over it though, great invention.

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WorraLiberty · 04/09/2012 15:56

What a weird zombie thread to bump

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MooMa42o · 04/09/2012 15:57

Hap-pee birthday!! That is a great present!! i really want one & i think you have just convinced me to buy one!! Where was that thread with the woman wanted an unusual present for her sil!! this would be perfect!!

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RaisinDEtre · 04/09/2012 15:58

Have reported as poss viral marketeering

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RaisinDEtre · 04/09/2012 15:59

Ugh at the !!!

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RevDebeezWoodall · 04/09/2012 16:00

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss

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TheProvincialLady · 04/09/2012 16:04

I had a catheter for 3 weeks after having DS2. Now that was handy, having a bag of my own warm piss constantly strapped to my thigh. If only I'd have been up to camping I'd have been the envy of the site.

After it was removed I was of course massively glad, but a little bit of me was annoyed at having to restart the whole going to the toilet every 20 minutes thing.

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TheProvincialLady · 04/09/2012 16:05

Oh bugger, I've just shared my catheter story on a zombie thread. Gah.

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