My feed
Premium

Please
or
to access all these features

AIBU?

To love my She-wee

137 replies

spiderslegs · 24/04/2011 01:54

Just got one for my birthday & can't stop pissing all over the garden - bloke style.....

OP posts:
Report
dizzy77 · 27/04/2011 16:52

PMSL SomethingSuper [cgrin]

Report
emmanumber3 · 27/04/2011 17:00

Have just looked at the link & really shouldn't have. The tip about "trying it in the shower to find the best position" has turned my stomach Blush.

Peeing in the shower is one of my main pet hates (I admit I have a few) Blush.

Report
SoupDragon · 27/04/2011 17:11

You could probably try standing o a towel and sheweeing into the toilet.

I have decided I need one of these for when I'm out walking (in the countryside, not the centre of Croydon).

But what colour...?

Report
deemented · 27/04/2011 17:13

I got MIL a purple one. I wanted a black one to match her cold rotting heart but they didn't have one in stock...

Report
SoupDragon · 27/04/2011 17:16

I didn't see purple... Nato green, pink, desert, white clear and blue. Purple is my favourite colour but I wonder whether nato green is more discrete.Why is there not a camo version?

Report
TheCowardlyLion · 27/04/2011 17:32

Having just come back from being the only female member of staff on a DofE expedition in the Lake District and having to pee squatting behind a rock threatening my colleague with a slow and painful death if he dared to look round Blush I think I definitely need one of these.

The blokes were all 'Just popping over to stand behind that tree for a minute' and I had to cross my legs (really hard when you're climbing fells, btw) until there was somewhere private enough to do the whole trousers down/squatting bit.

Report
uggmum · 27/04/2011 17:44

They are also dishwasher safe!

Report
pigletmania · 27/04/2011 19:03

soup you cant tuck that into your handbag Grin

Report
HipposGoBeserk · 27/04/2011 19:32

Wonderful thread.

I am so getting me one of these. Dd is going to love it.

Is it okay to share or do we need one each? (Or, more accurately, we are going to share. Do I need to keep this our dirty secret or is it okay to admit to sharing?)

Report
Waltons · 27/04/2011 20:59

Oh, my! I have just had a life-changing moment on this thread. Like another poster, I am a Scout leader, and the awful trek to the loo in the middle of a cold rainy night from my tent has been banished forever.

OP, and the person who posted the link to disposable bags, may I just say that you are both in my personal hall of fame for ever more. Smile

Report
leftblank · 27/04/2011 21:01

How small is the hole the urination comes out of? As in how wide is the stream?

Could this device be used for urine sample bottles for example?

And how fast is the flow?

Report
saggarmakersbottomknocker · 27/04/2011 21:18

I've had a go with one of these and TBH it was an unmitigated disaster. Backflow. Everywhere. I would have been better negotiating the nettles and squatting.

There must be a knack which I don't have Hmm

Report
SkaterGrrrrl · 27/04/2011 22:10

Took a Whizz Freedom to Glasto last year - brilliant. No more hovering over nasty loos.

Only £7.85 ladies, hurry, hurry.

www.amazon.co.uk/Freedom-Purple-Whiz/dp/B001ANQDVG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1303938567&sr=8-3&tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21

Report
tallwivglasses · 27/04/2011 22:33

About 30 years ago ExH was working for a company that was trying to develop female urinals. I said it would never catch on. Obviously the concept was just waiting for the invention of a she-wee.

Still not sure what you'd do with your handbag though...

Report
octopusinabox · 28/04/2011 08:16

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 28/04/2011 08:23

OMG it can go in the dishwasher

Report
TrinityRhino · 28/04/2011 08:26

I so want one of these

my girls would love it

Report
melikalikimaka · 28/04/2011 08:46

But, but you would still have to wipe? Ladies can't shake the lambs tail like the boys!

Report
Labradorlover · 28/04/2011 09:20

Me and friend tried out our she wees together for the first time on a campng trip. Our howls of laughter attracted the attention of friends' DS 8, who came over to see what we were doing.........He ran away screaming "that's disgusting", and I stumbled and fell over, pissing all over my jeans. I think they're great Grin
Although, I've never had a problem with squatting. Generally, folk are way more embarrassed to spot my bare arse and will ignore or divert away.
Oh and for in tent pissing, I use a big plastic sweet jar with a screw top lid. DD loves watching that.......

Report
blackcurrants · 28/04/2011 13:14

this thread is making laugh LOUDLY.

YA all BVVVU. It will wake the baby. Grin

Report
Moodykat · 28/04/2011 13:36

I seem to have dribble issues or something when using my SheWee. And when trying to join DH in a piss against a tree I found I could no longer remember which muscles to use to make oneself wee. I just could not go. Was terribly disappointed as I thought we could use it as some form of bonding exercise!

Report
NimpyWindowmash · 28/04/2011 13:45

Brilliant, me and various friends turning 40 this year. They're all getting one for a present.

Report

Don’t want to miss threads like this?

Weekly

Sign up to our weekly round up and get all the best threads sent straight to your inbox!

Log in to update your newsletter preferences.

You've subscribed!

TheDreadPirateRoberts · 28/04/2011 16:27

YABU spiderslegs, YABU. I've now had to order a shewee for myself, and I'm just hoping it works out better than the sodding mooncup. Damn you MN [cangry]

Report
babybabybabyooo · 28/04/2011 20:22

I think I'm gonna get 1 cuz I am fed up of sitting on a toilet seat (in home) with pee on it, I will teach the males in this house a lesson!!

Report
melikalikimaka · 28/04/2011 20:48

I wee like a horse, would it work for me?[cwink]

Report
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.