to have TOWIE as my guilty pleasure?

[Champersonice]

It is a load of twaddle and purely there for some lighthearted relief but I am hooked! It is my guilty pleasure! I think I know the answer to my question - I ABU

I've got a recipe for sausage plait from the book and will be trying it next week.

Is it really sad that I am posting here because I don't want this thread to go away?

Thank god it's not just me. I can't help but watch that bunch of vacuous creosoted botoxed fuckers [bugrin]

i hate that i love it.

I've just looked at Joey's Twitter page. I feel happy and a little soiled at the same time. I don't think it matters a jot that I can't understand a bloody thing he says.

Once DS is in bed, I'm going to open a bottle of wine and watch last nights! My favourite espisode so far was Arg trying to get on the horse! HILARIOUS!

Megatron, I am with you and, therefore, bumping it back up!

Mark arriving at his engagement party on a horse was my tv highlight of the year so far.

YANBU.

That and Joey shoe shopping, that is.

I looked for the purple nail varnish in Asda and couldn't find the right shade
It was so reem, I must have it.

Oooh, oooh, but I did get puff pastry.
Sausage plait will be made tomorrow.

Ooh Betty we might be neighbours
I am well jel of all the tangoed ladies on TOWIE!
Dreadful show but soooooo addictive...

Netto, you must let me know how it turns out! Bet not as good as Nanna Pat's though

Midnight, true - comedy gold.

How about when Kirk said, "shul up, you're just an extra" to Lauren's friend - brilliant!

Harry doing his Lady Gaga bit had me in stitches.

I'm not ashamed. I want a program dedicated to joey. He is so funny I could watch him all night!!

The funniest bit, apart from Joey, was when Mark said Arg should lick Lydia's arse, and he said he already had.
Now that was comic genius.

I want a whole show dedicated to Joey's shoes!
Short and dumpy, tall and reem

'Babe....I would stay away from the Thomas the tank engine theme'

I had a dream last week that I was going out with Mark - his penis was like a wichity grub

Its the best ever, I love it. Is it just me , but even though they are all only in early twenties, they look about ten-fifteen years older. Must admit to being perturbed about the apparent normality of breast implants amongst them. Not good ;(

I had a sex dream about Mark just before Christmas, and fancied him for ages because of it. He was amazing in the dream.
I've gone off him now as I find him so aggressive every time he's pulled up on a wrong doing.

Mark Wright is a cock. And I bet he's shit in bed.

And don't even get me started on Joey Fucking Essex.

Ahhhh I love it

I think the witchety grub is prob not far wrong, Mark has tiny feet which is usually a BAD SIGN

I heart TOWIE, esp as I grew up around that area! (and used to go to Sugar Hut, before it was called that, back in the days when it was just a pub...)

Arg is brilliant. Lydia is too young for him (and her mum is not a good advert for what she might look like in 30 years time!)

Last night's highlight had to be the smart car. Or possibly the orange uggs.

I was dreaming about Joey Essex last night, he was clearing out my shed in his orange Uggs and riding round the garden on my daughters Barbie bike. It was great. I woke up with the idea that I should change my surname to the county I live in, so I will now be Megatron Bedfordshire (or Meg Bed for short). That would be totally reem.

LOL...re Joey

When I first saw him on the show trying to impress Lucy I thought...."what an utter prat"....but now I think he's really funny...and quite likeable.

I think he probably pretends to be thicker than he actually is....I mean, wearing shoes 2 sizes smaller? (find that hard to believe) and not knowing who our PM is....hmmmm

Him and Sam suit each other I think...but I wonder if it will last.

ha Hatesponge, yes, Lydia's mum!!! amazing!