After drinking too much I.....

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Having a very funny chat with a friend telling her about how over the space of a summer season repping abroad we collected a full patio dining set including:

Plastic table and 5 chairs
oil lamp
wine bucket
napkins
plastic pint glasses
and a no entry sign.

She told me about how she dug up and moved a no sale sign so some poor unsuspecting people woke up one morning to discover their house on the market

So come on, tell me yours.................

Pulled up lots of tent pegs on a campsite in Barmouth, aged 16 after an evening drinking satan's piss K cider.

......text people I really shouldn't :)

As an aside, at the beginning of my acting days I had a shiteous job touring schools doing pantomime for kids. We had a van and it was our quest to "aquire" (ahem) christmas decorations from the schools to liven up the inside of the van. Looked great come 24th December.

Kissed a woman last night and really enjoyed it

yes shakey thats it, we would justify it by saying we were aquiring furniture so our friends had somewhere to sit, to drink wine etc.

The oil lamp aquirring nearly ended up with us being beaten by the local mafia.

Flipped myself over in a gravel carpark so I had most of it embedded in my knees. Sprinkled the contents of my bag for miles, I had to go back the next day to find earrings (borrowed) and lipstick (chanel). But...but, the best bit is I went home after the tumble changed into jeans and then went to another party. this is recent and I am a responsible parent!

Our local pub closed down & we were all drunk sad one evening & decided we needed the pub sign as a sovernir.

I climbed the wire fence, shimmed the sign post & attempted to rip the sign off - didn't work. So we then climbed onto the roof of the pub & kicked it down.

It took pride if place in our student hovel home for weeks & no-one could remember exactly how we managed to get it for a good few days after it happening

God only knows what we looked like trying to wobble home with this massive sign

Nicked a pint of milk from someones doorstep.

In my defence, they had four pints there, they lived next door to a shop and we left them 50p so they could buy a new pint.
(We were really, really thirsty!)

too ashamed of some actions but this is one I can admit too

Come on tateslike spill. I have more if you do it first.

i spent a year working for a childrens activity company and the best in that time was someone picking up and wandering off with a road sign including the pole it was attached to, guessing about 10feet tall but thats just a guess, and getting it into his ground floor bedroom, unfortunately nobody could work out once he was sober how he had done it and it stayed there for at least 3 months before i left the company, i do wonder if it is still there

Yes I often wonder if the reps after us got full use of the al fresco dining equipment and added some more

Told this one on another thread so...

Sat down on a grass verge and had a wee - in full view of houses/passing taxis etc (although it was dark) then felt 'a bit hot' so took my shirt off for the ten minute stumble home.

Sure I've got some more...

What song was it

Ooh yeah, stole one of those flashing orange signs from a skip parked on the road and turned my bedroom into a disco!

We decided to go skinny dipping at 5am in the communal pool. Some residents threw glasses out of the window at us. Very pissed off we went and knocked on their door to complain still neked and dripping wet

I crawled sexily over a table to attract a young man when I was 16, didn't see the broken glass ash tray until it was firmly embedded in my hand.

Got rather pissed and impaled myself on an iron at university (I was too poor for an ironing board so used the floor, but hey I ironed!)

Do you sense a theme here.........

Stole a massive plant pot from someones front garden meaning to 'hilariously' leave it in the phone box up the road. Dropped it - accidently smashing it.
Quite ashamed of that one - still feel guilty now.

Snogged people I shouldn't have...

at Bon Jovi answering machine message.

I might do something similar to my exH. I'm thinking an entire Enya or Clannad album...

dp and I once accidentally nearly set fire to the garden...twas summer and we thought it would be nice to put a whole heap of tealights on a plate in the garden to give us a nice romantic setting whilst we were outside drinking wine.Cue the whole lot mingling together creating a towering inferno of flame.Luckily it went out before we had to call fire brigade.Was very spectacular like a firework display

Euphemia - did you sing it or play it from a record CD?

Oh euphemia was it 'you give love a bad name' [smile

even.

...conceived DD.