i work 36 hours a day and my children still have to eat gravel....

[DuplicitousBitch]

and the fuckers across the road roll around in £50 quid notes watching their big tv and eating convenience food.

we don't even have a house, we have to live in a shelter made out of startrite shoe boxes and empty hummous tubs

[nikki1978]

My dh is always trying to feed me his penis coladas

[TheCrackFox]

I have to wear imported roadkill. I would love to support British roadkill but I just can't afford it. sigh.

[cherrychoo]

frivolous,

If you are very careful, you can make one cat feed one family for 2 weeks, we do. (found that particular tip on Martin Lewis)

our shopping list is short. well,it would be if we had anything to write it on, but we dont.

but im not one to complain.....

[Mumcentreplus]

I have Penis colada vouchers..buy one get one free sell em on ebay ..you can get them instead of milk tokens..

[MrsKaravan]

ooh you lovely lot, you have reet cheered me up ta very much!

Today I broke my self-imposed rule of NEVER getting involved in political threads. I read such nonsense and get so angry at some people's attitudes towards 'the other' that I finally cracked. I then slunk away as I just am not eloquent or concise enough to convey exactly how I feel in a short post.

So here I am re-vowing not to contribute but just to get steamed up.

In my house made of a Clark's shoebox naturally. Yes, you heard me, Clarks.

[Mumcentreplus]

Clarks???...you rich bitch!!

[EggyAllenPoe]

yeah, we had some bloke called Harrison Ford round with Mark Hamill but i told them to F-off cos they were rubbish and din't have nearly enough hair to look like the real thing.

their light sabres did'nt even make the right noise.

sips Penis Colada<
hmm creamy.

[GloriaSmut]

Oi! This is a local topic for locally deprived contributors. Clark's shoebox, indeed! I've never heard the like!!