to have come up with a new euphemism for 'down below'...

[HubbaHubbaBubba]

I have always jokingly referred to it as my fandangle but just watching an ad and misheard what was said - thought she said "my jazzy pothole" and think that's going to be my new euphemism for women's bits :o :o

What are your best ones? :o

[pjmama]

Shouldn't it be vajazzy pothole?

Personally I find the inclusion of the word hole a bit too graphic! I like fanjo or girly bits.

[BabyDubsEverywhere]

I do not have a jazzy pothole!

I have a cookie

[HubbaHubbaBubba]

PMSL @ cookie!!

[heliumballoons]

I have recently been referring to it as 'Kates Cave'. This was a joke after telling a friend I needed to trim 'Kate'. As in Kate 'Bush'

Do not ask me how I came up with it but just watching my friend ROFL makes me do it more.

[HubbaHubbaBubba]

hehe helium I like that one, although after three babies mine might better be called 'Kate's Cavern'

:o TMI?? :o

[delillah247]

Fajita or Fliffy !! My friend refers to mens bits, as 'purple headed womb ferrets', Nice!

[Rosieeo]

DD's classmate calls it her 'nuggets'...

[heliumballoons]

It was originally just a passing comment but I can get my friend who loves to play jokes on me back - by making innocent comments using the phrase.

For example we we're standing at Sainburies checkout the other day, a very good looking young Man serving. My friend was being very chatty to him and he asked if she was going on holiday this year. She told him that we may be taking the DC's camping and he asked where. I piped up 'oh a lovely place we love visiting, its called Kates Cave, we love going 'down there' together, actually I think you'd rather like it too'. Obviously to anyone else it's not funny but my friend couldn't talk for laughing especially when he asked if it was in Devon . Poor bloke just looked .

[Punkatheart]

Brer Rabbit's cousin.


(Pubic hare)

[GingerWrath]

DD refers to hers as a 'Minky'. I was brought up with mine being a 'bippy' which lead to much hilariousness when my southern GM insisted on saying 'You bet your bippy!'

[reelingintheyears]

I always called DDs her vagina but she couldn't say it and it came out as 'china'.

My Mum was at china and china stayed.

[Cymar]

Willy-warmer. Weeelllll, it does warm willies AND the best thing is it doesn't need batteries .

[WikiSpeaksagain]

It's a woo in our house. You freaks.

[BikeRunSki]

Wilma.
A female version of Willy.

[ChippingInLovesEasterEggs]

Helium

I was at the supermarket tonight and the (female) supervisor said to the younger girl, 'Can you give your bits a good scrub before you go home tonight'... the girl caught my eye and it was all we could do not to fall apart laughing....

Cymar - not one to share with the kids then

[HubbaHubbaBubba]

How is a "woo" normal Wiki?! What do you do when you're in a cocktail bar and someone orders a WooWoo? Flash your china?!? :o

[WikiSpeaksagain]

Well yes it has caused some confusion.... We dont mention the tfi incident anymore. But yes, it's definitely a woo here.

[WikiSpeaksagain]

Tfi??? I meant tgi (Fridays). I'm pissed and getting woos and chinas all mixed up

[breatheslowly]

Flat hamster. I can't remember why.

[Blatherskite]

ROFL at "purple headed womb ferrets"

We just have bits and willy's in this house. Neice has a Minnie though. Must have made her trip to Disneyland rather interesting

[EasterBunnyGirl]

Pmsl at flat hamster

[EasterBunnyGirl]

Inner sanctum
secret garden
never ever pussy

[Mumcentreplus]

It's called a 'Fan Fan' or Fanny in our house..

and my DDs have told me penis and bollocks combo is a called the 'Bulls-eye' love it!...

[HeidiKat]

It's called a flower in this part of the country.

[diabolo]

"Lulu" where I'm from.

or "lady bits"