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to have come up with a new euphemism for 'down below'...

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HubbaHubbaBubba · 16/04/2011 20:29

I have always jokingly referred to it as my fandangle but just watching an ad and misheard what was said - thought she said "my jazzy pothole" and think that's going to be my new euphemism for women's bits :o :o

What are your best ones? :o

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HipposGoBeserk · 17/04/2011 12:20

Due to a misunderstanding my dd calls her a Volvo.

HubbaHubbaBubba · 17/04/2011 13:12

pmsl hippos how the hell did that misunderstanding arise?!

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BlooferLady · 17/04/2011 13:19

I just read these to DH who yelled GROWLER Grin

He also refers to female masturbation as 'strumming the fanjo banjo'.

Not, you understand, that he has memorised the whole of the Viz Profanisaurus Hmm

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