Just laughed out loud at Buttonmooncup. Will have to employ that tactic in future!
Re: the island. Great idea. My friend and I used to have an imaginary island where we promptly despatched anyone who annoyed us. Unfortunately it quickly became standing room only, and the last time I checked there were people hanging onto the rocks off the coast and kicking frantically stay attached.
We could probably conduct a census and see if anyone might be allowed off the island to make room for new inmates....