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Original poster

If I see another bf/ff thread IN ANY FORM WHATSOEVER I think my head is going to explode.

77 replies

ginhag · 14/04/2011 22:24

and IDGAFIIABUON.

That is all

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PelvicFloorsOfSteel · 14/04/2011 23:05

We don't have to read the bf/ff threads.
You don't have to read the threads complaining about bf/ff threads.
Head hurting a bit now, explosion likely!

Original poster
ginhag · 14/04/2011 23:06

Aw pelvic I was just admiring your name, didn't realise I 'knew' you. Thanks for the support when I really needed it :)

Am much less mad now thanks. It's still a roller coaster but no2 actually sleeps occasionally (his brother never ever did so this is a surprise) and we are stumbling thru. DP still working all hours, but his big deadline is end of the month, once he has worked thru all the weekends n bank hold we may actually see him!

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petisa · 14/04/2011 23:06

baby hanging off my tits, it's not poison, whopping a boob out on the table, breast is best, breast is normal, evil evil formula manufacturing bastards of hell, bf nazis are sanctimonious bitches who put you off bf, my boobs my choice, wanted my boobs back, my bf dc has loads of allergies and ff dc has none, breastmilk is better than horrible artificial "milk" with fish brains in it, formula is just as good, no it isn't , yes it is, bf hurts like buggery, look at this research, look at more research...

There!

Have saved us all the bother.

FunnysInTheGarden · 14/04/2011 23:07

AT RISK OF TURNING INTO ANOTHER BF/FF DEBATE...........WARNING, WARNING

petisa · 14/04/2011 23:07
Grin
pigletmania · 14/04/2011 23:08

lololol petisa

hairfullofsnakes · 14/04/2011 23:10

Why should they be in the feeding section when it is a debate?! I still think if someone doesn't like a thread they should ignore and not go on it and moan about it!

Anyways... Be quiet y'all or I'll squirt you all with boob juice! Wink

On another note I watched Eastenders for the first time since new year and what a load of shit it was!!!!

Original poster
ginhag · 14/04/2011 23:12

Oh god I have created a monster!

My 'stance' (such as it is) on bf/ff is IRRELEVANT to this thread and so is everyone else's!!!

My issue is with the destructive, pointless and fucking endlessly repetitive debates over years and years and years.

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PelvicFloorsOfSteel · 14/04/2011 23:13

Glad it's all going better ginhag, I've always rather liked your name too Grin.

hairfullofsnakes · 14/04/2011 23:14

Eastenders? Shit? Debate?

Masterchef contestants this year, shit? Debate!

Original poster
ginhag · 14/04/2011 23:14

thanks petisa. The whole thing in a nutshell :)

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FunnysInTheGarden · 14/04/2011 23:14

yes but why are you attacking breast feeding?

PelvicFloorsOfSteel · 14/04/2011 23:15

Eastenders was bloody awful though, hadn't seen it for ages and tonight reminded me why not.

Original poster
ginhag · 14/04/2011 23:16

Who? What? Where?

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petisa · 14/04/2011 23:17

Like your name too OP! I am always amazed that they can be bothered to go on and on and on for so many pages and have the time for such long essays!

I don't really get why some mners are so annoyed that the bf/ff threads are not in the feeding section. You don't have to click on them if you don't want to. I certainly don't!

hairfullofsnakes · 14/04/2011 23:18

Agree pelvic and lol at the way they show Ronnie's 'madness' by the fact she 'twitches' every now and then!

petisa · 14/04/2011 23:19

Eastenders has been sooo shit for years now imo.

PelvicFloorsOfSteel · 14/04/2011 23:19

The last one didn't have bf/ff in the title so people might have wandered in by mistake, I knew before I clicked on it which programme it was going to be about. Sometimes these things are just a bit too predictable.

buttonmooncup · 14/04/2011 23:20

I posted this on another thread earlier but I have found that thinking of the bf v ff threads as bum farts v fanny farts has made me a lot less irate when reading them. I find it quite amusing that people are so passionate about bum farts and that some people find bum farting sexual??? Fanny farters are lazy though and their kids are stupid. I'm also shocked that people are surprised when they looked down on for bum farting or fanny farting in public and if they are told to go and do it in the toilet then surely that's the most appropriate place. You can always be assured of a balanced view, though, from people who have both bum and fanny farted.

bananasinpjamas · 14/04/2011 23:20

Enjoy :D

Original poster
ginhag · 14/04/2011 23:21

I wandered in by mistake. What fun that was. Obviously I wandered out again at speed.

And as far as this whole sub-debate goes, All Soaps Are Shite

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petisa · 14/04/2011 23:22

Grin buttonmooncup

MichaelaS · 14/04/2011 23:23

hmmm...

  1. sorry for contributing to the most recent explosion, count it as therapy for me! :)

  2. this is AIBU.... most of the threads are going to wind everyone up and some set out to do it. Maybe we should start a section with certain topics banned on PAIN OF DEATH!

pigletmania · 14/04/2011 23:23

they just should be hairfullof to spear us, can still debate in the feeding section so that others dont have to endure it all Grin

petisa · 14/04/2011 23:27

If people feel that strongly about it, why not get a petition together and send it to MNHQ to get them to move any bf/ff threads to the feeding section as soon as they appear?

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