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AIBU?

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Original poster

To leave the lounge because DH is..

46 replies

Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:00

.... crunching Dorritos SO goddam loudly!!!!

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TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 07/04/2011 22:03

No but you are unreasonable to say 'lounge' - it's sitting room. Grin

AgentZigzag · 07/04/2011 22:04

I went through some options while I was waiting for your thread to load - farting?/slurping?/snoring?

YANBU, crunching is the same a/a Grin

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 07/04/2011 22:04

No. Can't stand crisp crunching from anyone but me!

Katisha · 07/04/2011 22:04

HATE loud eating.

AgentZigzag · 07/04/2011 22:04

It's not tondelayo, it's a front room Grin

AgentZigzag · 07/04/2011 22:05

And we have a setee in ours Grin

Katisha · 07/04/2011 22:05

And it's the living room acksherly

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 07/04/2011 22:05

Agent I thought it was going to be farting!

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Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:05

Grin I grew up in the Southern Hemisphere and now live in the Northern.

It is a llllloooooouuuuuuuuuunnnnnnngggggggggeeeeeeeee. With couches in it: not sofas.

and a bloody irritating husband crunching crisps ..... well, in the Far South we call them chips, but that would be too confusing!

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Katisha · 07/04/2011 22:06

Oh lord it'll be lollies next.
And not the ones on sticks.

bubblecoral · 07/04/2011 22:06

Yes, YABU. Make him leave. I have exactly the same problem with DH and monkey nuts.

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Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:07

I could tolerate his farting because it the after effects last a short(ish) while. The crunching: takes bloody ages. And it is a HUMUMGOUS packet he is working his way through.

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Bogeyface · 07/04/2011 22:07

We have a living room and a sofa, we never EVER sit on a couch ARRGGHH!! Hate that word!

Oh and OP, yes YABU, send him out, if he wants to eat like a pig make him do it in the garden :o

FunnysInTheGarden · 07/04/2011 22:08

it's a front room, and why is he eating after his dinner????

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Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:08

Lollies: Nope - sweets. Lollies are on sticks. Bit obvious, I would have thought.

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Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:09

Bogeyface: couch couch couch couch couch couch

My worst word is snot. You came dangerously close to that! Grin

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bigbeagleeyes · 07/04/2011 22:09

It's the living room actually.
And you're definitely not BU, I hate noisy eaters. I also have to move if anyone is crunching/slurping near me. It's my pet hate.

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Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:09

FunnysInTheGarden - because he likes to sometimes.

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AgentZigzag · 07/04/2011 22:10

I'm just having my dinner as well (gruyer omlette, chips and beans mmmm).

bigbeagleeyes · 07/04/2011 22:12

And it's a sofa.Smile

DontGoCurly · 07/04/2011 22:12

To the manly hoggers of the TV;

Take the Doritos
Take the remote
I'll get me couchcosy
You get your coat !!!

MrBloomEatsVeggies · 07/04/2011 22:14

YANBU. Masticating noises make me shudder with revulsion.

I, of course, nibble silently.

Bringonthegoat · 07/04/2011 22:15

Living room, sofa.

Kick him out Smile

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Numberfour · 07/04/2011 22:17

MrBloomEV, it's all those mouthy noises, isn't it? Spit slapping, teeth grinding, food chewing, liquid swallowing. Drives me nuts!

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Margles · 07/04/2011 22:18

It's the sitting room and a settee and my husband has not forgiven me in 20 years for crunching biscuits too loudly, and allowing a waitress to take his cup away when there was still a mouthful of tea in it.......

Sigh, but you marry for better for worse, ( which of us is getting the 'for worse'?)