"If homeopaths said "here is a pill with its active ingredients diluted to ten gazillion times so there is no active ingredient, which it's been shown can work on your condition. Here are the side effects (nil)", I would have no problem with that at all. So why don't they?"
In effect, they do. They don't pretend there's anything left of the original ingredient. Everybody knows it. I would say the deception of the "memory" is certainly no greater than the deception practised on conventional drug users with regards to side effects, alternative drugs available, drug post code lottery, alternative non-drug treatments available, prognosis with or without drugs, disease incidence and so on. And to complain about financial intererest -- in the same way, you've got your targets very mixed up.
MistyB has some great points, really she is very cogent on this. No, to be honest Misty I don't think you could convince me with an anecdote, it would probably astonish me but not convince me. But I think homeopathy is incredibly valuable and the people who say "I wish I was thick enough to believe in this fuckwittery lol" really haven't much of a clue. Or any manners, for all their imagined superiority.
In addition, most of you, I have to assume, would be like AyeRobot have no problem with homeopaths offering services along the lines of the above. It would be interesting to hear if anyone could object to it.
This ought to make you re-examine your objections. If you can agree to homeopathy being offered under those conditions, it's so close to what they do at the moment that the insults, abuse, claims of stupidity, dishonesty, rip off and so on simply dessicate and drift off.