Yeah, you heard me. MY area 
On thursdays, I drop DS off at pre-school then go to a local cafe with my book and have a nice cup of tea and a bacon sandwich salad of quinoa.
The cafe has three seating areas, all partitioned from each other, with five or six tables in each area, IYSWIM. It is always very quiet when I go in and I sit in the area nearest the back. There was one other person in here when I got here. Now a group of braying ladies have arrived and sat in my area when there are fifty million other tables they could have gone to. They are on the table RIGHT next to me. Why?!
It is up there with people coming into the toilet cubicle immediately next to you when there are another ten empty.
Yeah I know IABU but I have surrendered to the Red Army this morning so I am excused.