to want to tarmac my part of the shared labe abd then put a toll in for the nasty neighbour at the end <cackle>

[TrinityIsABunnyMunchingRhino]

that would be shared LANE and.......

Toll.

With a barrier.

Which you have to come out when it suits you and very very slowly and lift once you have been paid the correct money with no change?

shortarsefuck, yeah baby!
you're with me, you know where I'm coming from

I dont think its too mean tbh
considering this is the guy I have witnessed hitting my dog with a metal pole

the other neighbours that also share my lane can have a special swipe card

Oh Trinity

Definitely he does not get a swipe card.

But everyone else does

And I wouldn't be in any hurry to lift the barrier for him.

yes veeeeery slowly and then hold my finger on the button like I could drop the barrier on his car at any moment

Could you rig the barrier to accidentally malfunction?

Maybe you could rig it so the barrier drops on him and/or his car every time he passed under it ...... ooops !

Then he'd appreciate what it's like to be hit with a metal pole.

Perhaps you could add spikes to it too ?

Oh catsmother - x-posts!

X post ! :o

I feel sorry for him tbh

noone likes him

the other coupld feel sorry for him and try to socialise with him a little

we are on a septic tank and the tank is in his garden
in the summer he takes the kid off and watches

he accuses me of flushing nappies down the toilet....apart from the fact that NOONE would do that.,...is it even possible??

also he still accuses me occassionaly and none of my children have been in nappies for 2 years

he asked me if I had a licence for my rabbit one

and no he wasn't joking

neil laughed at him and he said, seriously though, have you?

you lot are fab

obviously I'm never going to do anything to him but grrrrrr

well once I did refuse to reverse when we met in the
single width road to our house because he was closer to a passing place and I felt mean............and he called the police on me for dangerous driving

I feel sorry fro him as he cant be happy being so angry and nasty all the time, surely

He obviously has isshhhoooooos

I misread that as something to do with your fanjo. Getting your labes out for the lads kind of thing.
Seriously, you would not be at all unreasonable. Iwould be furious if anyone hit my (imaginary) dog with a pole.
He is a cunt and should be charged double entry price.

oooh kreecher, now we're onto to something

double price and then maybe no entry or exit at certain times

Before you do it though, get a licence for your rabbit. Should he report you to the police, you need to be legal in every other respect.

KREECHER 'He is a cunt and should be charged double entry price'

Theres nothing like sitting on the fence

well we dont have the rabbit anymore (he got out with the wild rabbits and then caught mixamoatosis (sp?))

but we could get licences for the dog and the kids

Licences for the kids

Now that is a good idea.

That's the thing. I say it as it is. My frankness isn't always appreciated though.

I appreciate it kreecher

What a bastard. I'd have hit him if i caught him hitting my dog with ANYTHING.

I reckon you should take all the above advice. And maybe leave a human poo on his doorstep....

My DH is also subtle as a sledgehammer - I couldnt believe him yesterday when a very good friend asked him to pop round do an urgent five minute job (he's a joiner) on Saturday cos he couldnt do it during week. Dh just said "No". He works all week and weekends are sacred but it was just the "No" - it slayed me. I would be like 'well I've got the Grandchildren and then am going shopping and am having car trouble and blah bloody blah' and .

uhh uhhhm - sorry back to OP - I should also make him pay a toll of a juicy marrow bone for the dog to make it up to him.

is he right at the very end - perhaps you could put a big hump with spikes in at his end !!!! i do sympathise as i live in a no entry cul de sac - access only to households in that street - it is nearly always filled up with parked cars from the people at the posh shops in our town - they can pay £120 for a hair cut but heavens no they can't possibly pay £1.00 to park on the pay and display - came home once and could not get in my private drive - some one had parked there - when they came back they said it was ok as I obviously wasn't in and they had to go to the CHURCH - obviously divine right to park wherever they wanted -
one night i want to creep out after dark and paint double yellow lines outside my drive entrance - do you think every one will know it was me

yes he is at the end
the spikes soubnd like a fab idea