what is an acceptable age to draw a moustache on my baby?

[renlovesyou]

DP says 6 months. I say 3. Please help resolve this!

I must do this now, my mother is coming over later and will go mental not be too pleased

I'd NEVER though of this.

Will be doing it during afternoon nap!

Hello

What is this about? I'm really*

Frosty - I knew I'd seen him before. He looks exactly like my grandfather did in 1942 when he was in the RAF!

I'm looking after GS (6 months) this pm. How angry do you think DIL would be if I just did a little one?

Older - I dare you, double dare you and triple dare you with a cherry on top!

Barbara, do I have to leave it on for when she collects him to win the dare?

Crapbag, this thread is about having a bit of fun. Babies with 'taches! How can you not see the comedy in that?

Def leave it on!!

He has a nap around 3pm, DIL collecting at 4.30pm. Once he's nicely asleep I'll get the eyeliner out.
[evil MIL cackle]

older, do it and claim he did it himself when your back was turned.

Larfing a lot :o

Older, I love your reasoning that a baby tache would be acceptable if it was just a little one.

Was wondering what to do with DS this afternoon. Think we might go for a Tom Selleck then out for a walk.

I'd go for a stick on one, you get more texture. My ds's have gone to school with one each today for comic relief and my 2yr old wore one walking to school- we had a handlebar and 2 poirot types. They took the moustache wearing very seriously. Soooo funny!

Stick-ons have better texture but drawn-ons have old-school charm (makes me think of Roobarb and Custard). I'd go for a music-hall impresario curly one with waxed-looking pointy ends. And agree that there is no minimum age. Why wait?

My ds has beautiful, long, thick eyelashes. I am dying to put mascara on them. I mean, I won't. But I want to.

Surely much more fun to draw massive facial hair on the baby and then Veet your husband's eyebrows when he is sleeping, no?

I think it has to be a Dali for sheer artistic flourish

but I also think a goatee beard would be good

• goatee depending on how many chins the baby has

Bottled it! Didn't really dare, though think DIL would have found it funny

Charlie Chaplin

When and only when the drawing of the moustache is deemed to send the MIL over the top with judgyness.